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@bpjzy couldn't recommend any of these places lol how boring.

If you're in Toronto for Tech Week, you should try these restaurants... Paris Texas Pizza Pizza (Front & Blue Jays Way) Alpha's Shawarma (King West, after 2AM) Don's (yes, that location) Chuck's Roadhouse (Pickering, after 9PM) Anything in the Union Foodcourt Jack Astors (Yonge Dundas Square) 360 (CN Tower, reasonably priced) Any I'm forgetting?

@awmandart giving 2010 disney carpet event vibes

desculpa mas pergunta genuína: por que estão enfiando ela em eventos q n faz sentido ela estar lá????

@alexeixbt Get this shit off my timeline and come back in 30 years.

bryan johnson old italian man 48 years old 60 years old afraid of the sun sunbathing 24/7

@CryptoMikli Westerners need to get their heads out of their asses. Optimization is an illusion. You've bought into marketing designed to make your insecurities itch and itch until you pay them with money or your attention to scratch it. Fuck them.

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

@alibrooke4ever This timeline is just fucking with us at this point

never would’ve guessed the wokest pope would be the american lol

@popup_tddy Close your eyes and try to fall asleep

I took 2 500 mg THC weed an hour ago and it's only getting worse. What do I do to get rid of it? I'm super stoned

@_tenZdhon_ This guy said kibo sushi..

If you’re in Toronto for Toronto Tech Week Let me hook u up with the best foods near downtown: -> Pizza: Pizzeria Badiali, Grams Pizza -> Burger: Happy Burger, Oklahoma Burgers -> Sushi: Kibo Sushi, Toro Toro -> Shawarma: Alpha’s Shawarma -> Mexican: Los Compas Tacos -> Dumplings: Juicy Dumplings, Mother’s Dumpling -> Matcha: Matcha Matcha -> Honourable mentions: Rolltation, St. Lawrence Market Did I miss any hidden gems?

@ezgicodes Nice rage bait

my canadian friends, do you actually like poutine or are we all just pretending?

@SeeRacists Usual suspects

🚨 Houston Attorney charged with bestiality after raping the family dog A 56-year-old Houston man has been charged with felony bestiality after his wife caught him raping the family dog on surveillance cameras she installed inside their home. Steven Swain was reportedly recorded engaging in sexual acts with the family dog, Shipley. His wife installed the cameras after becoming suspicious. She later provided the footage to authorities and removed the dog from the home for its safety. Swain has been charged, and an arrest warrant has been issued. However, as of the latest reports, he is not currently in custody. This is a disturbing case of someone committing a serious sexual crime inside their own home. The dog has since been removed from the residence and is safe with the wife.

@Sp0rtsEnjoyer @canuck5551 Miami culture? Eating faces and crashing out due to heat exhaustion?

@canuck5551 You don’t understand Miami culture and that’s ok.

The fact that Cactus Club is apparently some sort of fancy dress up restaurant in the US never fails to amuse me

@canuck5551 Literally looks like a renovated Boston pizza

@dqveed Nah

Alcohol is bad for you, taste like shit and is only really good in social events

@Justtdavid_ It's that feeling inside that you feel sometimes

how do you realize you like someone?

@2002tacomasr5 Yeah

A family can be one person and a cat

@_6signxxx I'm huffing and puffing

In fact, that’s one of the main theories explaining why organisms age and die.

@chefsevenn Bread

You get one side with this spaghetti, what are you choosing?

@GaryPetersonUSA she literally used ai generation for the stencil LOL

The left can’t handle my daughter’s new President Trump tattoo. Sorry, wokesters, consider yourselves owned.

@Parodyjeffx ugly demons

This is how Israelis respond worldwide when shown pictures of Gaza’s children. Palestinians aren’t human to them. Only Jewish lives count. The rest of us are animals.

@ariennaminx Reading. Haven't played video games in years because the hangover is really self defeating for my psych.

Playing video games and reading books.

@europemaxxed Jon Hamm was 36 when he landed mad men. Waiting tables and almost quit. But this is acting one big role can set you. Generally you can start over as well. But yeah you're 29 you can start over 100%

Mads Mikkelsen applied to drama school and got his first role in a film when he was 31 years old