hans oberlander

@AusBeerJourney @betr_au Fyfe’s peak > Pav’s peak

@Get_itchy @betr_au Who instead of Pav?

surely no arguments here #afl

@DavidZita1 @FOXFOOTY laura kane > greg swann

AFL EGM of Football Performance Greg Swann on quality of umpiring: “If you take away the ARC issues, most of the feedback we’ve had from clubs is that the umpiring has been as good as it’s been for a long time.” @FOXFOOTY

@NostalgicHubb swank?

Only smart ones will get this right

@rtralphy Man has a crack at politician for developing position on social issues. Wild.

AI doing some sharp work about David Pocock given his current big noting stand against sports betting advertising. His teams - and by extension him - were sponsored by sports betting companies when he was on his huge salary

@freodockers he is gonna cost tassie a fair bit

lotta Moose love from JL this morning 💜 what have you made of the skipper's start to '26? #foreverfreo

@CosmoKramer1299 @dr_reaver @SENSportsday @1116sen @AFLNation jackson has kicked four goals this year. same as grundy who has been miles better in the ruck

@dr_reaver @SENSportsday @1116sen @AFLNation Jezza has had an ordinary start to the year by his standards. Beating the Dogs, on that night, doesn’t mean much. Their defence is shite! Jackson, on the other hand, has been incredible for Freo, this year and every other year, to anyone with eyes.

Ken Hinkley's All-Australian Team 👀 What do you think? Who did he miss? #AFL @1116sen @AFLNation

@SENSportsday @1116sen @AFLNation he has picked jackson as a fwd pocket, presumably as a second ruck. Grundy has more kicks, handballs, marks, hitouts and wait for it - the same amount of goals.

@kayosports i’d love to watch the game but every time i press play it cuts to the IPL. so frustrating.

What a match!! The Crows hold on to defeat the Saints by ONE point 😮 The only place to watch every game of every round live is Fox Footy, available on Kayo Sports. #AFL #AFLCrowsSaints

@Puntasaurus 💯 he goes to callaghan. the only bloke who could win it for GWS. he went to callaghan last time too

1u - Worpel u20.5 disp @ $1.87 (PB) 1u - Callaghan o25.5 disp @ $1.83 (PB) The Finn bet is on the assumption that Jordan tags one of the Lachies. #AFLCatsDogs #AFLSwansGiants #GamblingX

@ick_real constance

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@theepicmap crocs

Why are there basically no major cities on this entire coast of Australia?

@beermitchell Mcintyre

Don't want to hear who you backed on Monday morning! Declare your Masters winner below 👇

@DrewPavlou The OSI don’t spend that money, and bring charges until you’re absolutely sure they’ve got him dead to rites.

Bookmark this tweet: Ben Roberts-Smith will win in court and then run for One Nation at the next election. Australian Office of Special Investigations director Ross Barnett on the Ben Roberts-Smith allegations: “We don’t have access to the crime scenes. We don’t have photographs, site plans, measurements, the recovery of projectiles, blood spatter. We don’t have access to the deceased. There’s no post-mortem report, there’s no official cause of death, there’s no recovery of projectiles to link to weapons that might have been carried by members of the ADF.” Tell me how you prove beyond reasonable doubt that he committed war crimes when that's the dog shit evidence brief. He's going to be acquitted, it's obvious.

@TraderCobb what state are you in to cop that fine? Cant see any states that have that kind of fine for that offense…

I just got a fine in the post because my teenage daughter had the seatbelt under her arm. $2115 It's not a fine that she wasn't wearing her seatbelt, it's that she didn't wear it right. Just a camera sitting there to watch our every move and raise revenue for the government. It was probably during the time we were singing John Farnhams "2 strong hearts". We love that song, we sing it loud and proud, until the part about the river to the wet large section of water that connects continents. We would never sing that part government, because that's banned too. $2115 for this. Honestl7 #AustralianOil #auspol

@1116sen @BupaAustralia @AndyMaherDFA @Sammy__Edmund is there somewhere i can listen to this on replay while i go to sleep tonight? I have the sunday scaries and im sure this will put me right.

🗣️ “This is embarrassing with a capital E!” Oh boy 😬 Carlton’s horror last quarter on #BluesRadio 🥴 Where to now for the Blues? #AFLBluesDees | @BupaAustralia

@SopranosWorld the internet remains undefeated

Tiger Woods’ life summed up

@kanecornes @davidking34 @tasmaniafc could do worse than pairing sam berry with tom green as an inaugural devil. Suited to the cold and wet stuff, looks to be a leader without needing the title. Inside grunt sorted.

@Damion23 have you seen the weather?

@TMT_arabic Pete’s getting sacked by May.