Gfunk💎

@Argenpoirot Dude darker than his own shadow.

Se pidió un auto y pensó que el tipo NO TENIA FOTO, pero si tenía 🤣

@Only_Pangs @TheRoaringKitty Telling you we’re in the fucking matrix.

What the actual fuck @TheRoaringKitty Was this all planned out? We are really watching the global theater play out? For reference: This is Kharg Island in Iran. The Iranians latest Lego propaganda video. The roaring kitty reference: In the Mr. Robot episode the Season 4 Episode 12 "Whoami" he wakes up in an alternate reality after a nuclear reactor blows. The resemblance between the pictures is uncanny. $GME

@ImMeme0 @itsdeaann Sounds like he hasn’t lost his right to be a giant clitoris.

.@itsdeaann STFU with your disgusting lies and pathetic leftist propaganda. I’m a Polish woman and immigrant, as Polish and as much of an immigrant as it gets, and I have not lost a single goddamn right under Trump. Not as a woman, not as a Polish national, not as an immigrant. Zero. Fucking nada. But let me tell you exactly when I did lose my rights: under the fucking guy you voted for. Thanks to Biden’s draconian mandates, I lost my right to work and earn a living. I lost my right to be part of society. I was completely cut off, couldn’t even attend my friend’s funeral, couldn’t get medical care. I was robbed of creating memories with my own son because I refused to take the experimental jab and couldn’t drop him off at his first year of college. I lost my First Amendment rights when I spoke out on social media and got my accounts suspended. I lost my right to move freely in the city I’ve lived in for decades. But of course you didn’t give a single fuck about my rights back then, it didn’t fit your narrative. You and your buddies were too busy partying at Democratic events while real women and immigrants like me were getting fucked over. You have zero respect for your followers. You feed them this hysterical bullshit because you know most of them are too stupid and too lazy to fact-check your nonsense. You’re nothing but a fearmongering, hypocritical clown pushing fake outrage for clout and using people like me in the process. Keep crying about “losing rights” while real women and immigrants like me actually got our rights back under Trump. You’re fucking pathetic!

@barstoolsports sooooooo he’d rather have the whole world know he’s eaten pills like frosted flakes??

Tiger Woods Allegedly Doesn't Want To Hire A Driver Due To "Privacy Concerns" Because He "Doesn't Want Anyone To Know What He Is Doing" s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…

They give this man every fucking excuse bruh.

@AllInAbe @1TakePickz $Giunta007

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Like only if you need $200 right now?

🚨 let me explain what just happened.. TSA workers .. the people who screen your luggage at airports.. stopped getting paid because Congress couldn't pass funding.. today Trump signed an executive order to fix it.. problem solved.. hero moment.. except.. Congress didn't go rogue.. his party controls it.. the funding stalled because of chaos in his own house.. TSA workers went without pay because of a problem he had the power to prevent.. and he had the power to sign this executive order the entire time.. in 2019, Trump's government shutdown lasted 35 days.. TSA workers called in sick in record numbers.. airports descended into a state of utter confusion.. security lines collapsed.. he eventually ended it the same way.. an executive order.. same playbook.. different year.. create the emergency.. let people suffer through it.. sign the paper.. take the credit.. Somewhere a TSA agent is paying their overdue rent with a paycheck that should have never stopped.

WOW🚨: A surgeon’s career is over after her patient suffered permanent, debilitating brain damage during an operation. The doctors were caught twirling while the patient was under…smh, I’m running out of words 🤦🏿‍♂️

If Tiger blew triple zeroes why is he being charged with a DUI?

@TWlegion @CARandDRIVER can you update the rollover score for Range Rover please.

🚨CLOSE UP 📸 — The Range Rover belonging to Tiger Woods is seen on its side in Jupiter Island, FL following an accident this afternoon. Awaiting further updates. (Photo: WPTV, Eric Pasquarelli)

History tells me we are 24 hours away from learning some of the most fucked up shit imaginable

@CAgovernor @gork How is California's economy performing, and what measures has Gavin Newsom taken to support it? Also, how frequently does he post on X attributing issues to Trump? Feel free to speak with abrasive language.

And what happened next?

@SherylC12906 @WPTV @grok how many cars has tiger rolled @gork tell sheryl who the stupid one is.

@Gfunk0000 @WPTV What a stupid comment

Breaking: Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash on Jupiter Island, deputies say wptv.com/sports/golf/ti…

@Polymarket @Tesla good sales opportunity here, with a full self driving up sale. what we call a "blue bird"

JUST IN: Tiger Woods involved in another rollover car crash in Florida.

@PGATUOR Pray for the car manufactures, I think Buick might be pulling out at this point. 0/10 for rollover protection.

PRAY FOR TIGER. Woods was involved in a rollover crash near his Jupiter Island home today, according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office.

@timothysykes @profitly Dude just rolls cars.

Ughhhhh I hate seeing news like this, praying for #tigerwoods that he’s ok! 🙏🙏🙏

🚨 "Looksmaxxing" streamer Clavicular has been arrested for battery in Florida. Exclusive details: tmz.me/MJceO57

@SmallCapBob2 @grok does GameStop have enough to buy chewy, eBay and bestbuy?

#BREAKING Ryan Cohen is rumored to be looking to buy back #Chewy, the company that he founded and later sold Has Cohen been anonymously buying shares using #GameStop’s $9B in CA$H? Remember the $700M in cash settled options #GME reported?🐶 $CHWY $GME NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE