Lysander Spooner's Ghost

Whaaaaa! I don't like what Lysander's Ghost said, whaaaaaa!

@UScrimeReview I love it when they counter with "it was/is illegal to secede". Umm, ok moron. That's EXACTLY MY POINT ASSWIPE

@TheFloridaArber @OddsJam What's your strategy using this tool? Do you just take every bet that it recommends? Are there any secrets or non obvious tips I'd need to make this work?

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@realDonaldTrump Is that the same dumpster you put all your campaign promises into?

@3YearLetterman @EdGallrein @OnlyFansSupport No denying what aipac money can accomplish

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 I have scene enough. America first candidate Ed Gallstone has officially unseated Thomas Massie, the country’s longest serving republican representative Senator Massie violated his constitutional oath of loyalty by questioning the president during a declared war, making this inevitable and the only legal result

@3YearLetterman Israel says "you're welcome"

We may never again witness a shit show quite like the Kentucky GOP primary We are living through the golden era of shitposting

@LangmanVince Yeah screw that kid. He supports the only non asswipe member of congress. Throw him in jail for defending his own life!

Wow! Kyle Rittenhouse turned out to be a complete douchebag, we should've left him to the liberal wolves in 2020!

@3YearLetterman @olivegarden Most authentic Italian in the world other than fazolis

I just ordered the Tour of Italy at @olivegarden My haters are in shambles

@BradWCAttorney @JamesMelville I like I'm A Believer

@JamesMelville Are we still pretending like the Beatles were good? Good Vibrations was a banger but the rest of their songs suck.

The Beatles The Rolling Stones Oasis JK Rowling James Bond Billy Connolly William Shakespeare Football clubs Wimbledon Georgian architecture Crisps Cheese Pubs Tea Strawberries Fish & Chips Gun control History Accents Pessimism

@dom_lucre @Matt_Pinner @elonmusk @nikitabier @cb_doge @allegrajacchia A $3500 value!

@Matt_Pinner @elonmusk @nikitabier @cb_doge @allegrajacchia Gave you a RT hope it helps

Been up all night having panic attacks! I left my job to do X full time, iv got kids to feed, iv never broken X rules or posted anything violent or against terms/conditions verified since 2017-last night my monetisation was paused @elonmusk @nikitabier @cb_doge @allegrajacchia

@3YearLetterman @RepSwalwell @JeffreyToobin @Zoom @repweiner @OnlyFansSupport @BrettFavre @WelfarePetition @BillClinton @CigarAficMag @Whitesnake

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 Eric Swalwell has just announced that he has been impeached (Latin for “terminated”) from the Senate. This is a shameful day for our nation when a Senator gets mistreated like this. Here is why he must stay in office 1. There is literally no non-hearsay evidence of the allegations 2. His HIPPA rights have been violated by news stories made without his consent 3. He has total diplomatic immunity We can only hope that President Trump vetoes this

@UScrimeReview I'm losing confidence that this administration is ever going to bring the Hamburglar to justice.

@dom_lucre Have you ever put your watermark on a piece of content you didn't create?

I’ve been told this app isn’t the same already. I’m done defending myself, as I have seen time and God do before, they will reveal everything. Every change people begged for to hurt me hurt the entire app. Arrogance will be all of your downfall. I’m sitting at the top of my tower watching the world burn.

@GamingBoltTweet Ps5 is almost 6 years old you knobs. Switch 2 not even 1 year.

PS5 Consoles Only Sold 13,539 Units in Japan Last Week, Nintendo Switch 2 Sold 59,543 Units gamingbolt.com/ps5-consoles-o…

@unclegarytrucks Nothing said about grabbing the pin on the 9th and riding it between your legs like a bucking bronco?

apparently u get kicked #out of the masters 4 taking your pants off drinking 30+ beers taking cash prop bets at the 3rd hole peeing in a #tree stealing merch peeing in a trash can throwing a pomento cheese sandwich on the 6th green Barking at golfers peeing in a sand trap

@NormSNLJokes Prescient.

Last week on Larry King Live, Marlon Brando made the shocking statement that Hollywood is, quote, "run by Jews." In response, outraged Jewish organizations made it snow in New York in April.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Where's the ridiculous part??

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen

@3YearLetterman I'm still bent that he had to change his name

Just masterful work by Barry The Barry Bonds of our era of twitter

@The_Arbitron @OddsJam I've got 1000 to start with but I've already used my promos and oddsjam trial. Platinum is $500 a month, right?

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@3YearLetterman @Pontifex @Kateplusmy8 @BustaRhymes @goldencorral @SenatorMenendez @prisondharma @RuPaul @EnvoyNoem @PSLiveRadio @Whitesnake Well my Sunday plans are set

Easter is an amazing American holiday 2026 years ago today, at this very hour, a great American, Jesus, emerged from the tomb where he’d been imprisoned and sleeping for 3 days, and rolled the stone away He would go on to literally write the Bible in English He is Risen 🇺🇸

@TheFIRESatoshis @MikeBales No, the part most people miss is that it's made up bullshit

@MikeBales The "kitchen messed up" move is genius because it let him eat without embarrassment and that's the part most people miss. Giving is easy. Giving without making someone feel small is the actual skill.

I was at a steakhouse in Dallas, eating alone at the bar. Next to me was a young guy in a military uniform. He was eating a baked potato and a side salad. Nothing else. He kept eyeing the steaks coming out of the kitchen, then looking at his wallet. I flagged the bartender. "Put his tab on mine," I whispered. "And send him the ribeye. Tell him it's a mistake from the kitchen." The bartender grinned. "You got it." Ten minutes later, the huge steak landed in front of the kid. "I didn't order this," he said, panicked. "I can't pay for this." "Kitchen messed up," the bartender lied perfectly. "Manager said to eat it or we have to trash it." The kid ate like he hadn't seen food in a week. When he finished, he asked for the check. "Covered," the bartender pointed at me. The kid turned to me. "Sir, I..." "Thank you for your service," I said. "Get home safe." He stood up, shook my hand, and walked out taller than he walked in. If you have more than you need, build a long table, not a higher fence. 🫡🇺🇸