Nick

So this dodgy one mounted a kerb and struck pedestrians in Bradford city centre yesterday, killing a disabled pedestrian and seriously injuring another. The public had to stop him escaping the scene.

AAA (W 9-2) Nate Furman: 2-4, BB, 2 SB Turner Hill: 3-5, 2B, 3 RBI, 2 SB Will Brennan: 1-3, 3 RBI Matt Wilkinson: 4 IP, 0 ER, 2 BB, 4 SO Juan Sanchez: 2 IP, 0 ER, 0 BB, 3 SO

Kyle Juszczyk is not happy with the contracts he agreed to. “I'm a fullback when it comes to contract negotiations, which hurts, but then I'm a tight end on game day."

Favorites to win the MLB HR Derby, via Kalshi: 22% — Schwarber 18% — Caminero 16% — Murakami 13% — Caglianone 13% — Walker 11% — Rice 10% — Harper 4% — Contreras

Bob Nightengale on Giants manager Tony Vitello: “The Giants took an unprecedented gamble when they hired Vitello from the University of Tennessee, and it has badly backfired. It certainly hasn’t helped that the Giants surrounded him with a huge contingent of young and inexperienced coaches, but they are the biggest mess outside Queens. They’ve embarrassed themselves with their performance, leaving them no choice but to place every veteran on the trade block but starter Logan Webb. It might be too embarrassing to fire Vitello after one year, but it wouldn’t surprise a soul to see Vitello return to the college ranks if the right opening comes his way.”

🚨 In a now-deleted tweet, SNEAKO forgot to remove his ChatGPT prompt. “Optimize for X and give more shock factor”.