Grand Larceny

This is literally me, if you were wondering

We don’t slut shame hard enough I feel

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it. Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying. Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence." Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter." Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter. They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created. One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility." Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies. That's the metered intelligence business model. And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

@SirBadOpinions It's been a thing we sort of avoid talking about out loud because it's rude, but it bothers my mom a lot

@SirBadOpinions I don't hate my grandmother, she's not an evil woman But when she dies, she's leaving enough to cover funeral costs and that's literally it. None of her kids get a dime, she's already sold her house and spent all that money, and she has not a single penny to her name now

My old man said while I was young “yours is the lost generation because the economy will never be as good as when I was young, so I’ll help you as long as you’re not lazy, and in return I get to see my grandchildren once in a while” and this places him in the top 0.1% of boomers.

A perfect example of how The Boys just devolved into a cringe parody of itself is Homelander’s obsession with milk. Originally, it was meant to be an example of how emotionally stunted he was due to lacking a motherly figure growing up, resulting in a perverse obsession with breast milk But by season 5 it’s reduced to a “haha isn’t that so weird and random lolz?” gag for shock value by having him take baths in a tub full of breast milk

They’ll struggle at the start then Reed is going to tell Ben and Johnny to stall while he heads to his lab in the Baxter Building to build a “fuck you nigga die 3000”

if you try and put dark and moody lighting in a 2020s game they just straight up kill you and dump your carcass on the side of the i-95

i'm ready for all my games to now be 300gb and run on low settings at a SMOOTH 10fps💪

Go home

All he does is endorse terrorists, take money from China, and stream other people's content to his chair, what "important work" are you fucking talking about

“Hasan is doing incredibly important work.” The important work in question:

Is it Missionary?

Man, nobody’s fighting Ganon to the death for that

How Toga would pull up on Deku if she survived the war:

素早い捕食🐟 さすがのじっとです！(飼Ⅰ) #千葉市動物公園　#ハシビロコウ　#じっと　#shoebill #ただいま非公開中

It has the worst UI, nearly everything is now an application and not simply a function of the OS, nearly every single update over the last two years has come with huge issues and risks bricking your PC, and it still has less features then Windows XP did over 20 years ago

Tyler G. Sternbach

@DocStrangelove2 The socialist is upset that when the wolves of big government come to his door, his allies are nowhere to be seen Ironic, perhaps even poetic

I FUCKING CALLED IT LMAOOOOO