Gilbus Roy

I am San Francisco's most influential grey alien tube rationalist wordcel and I am predominantly reporting about string cheese. When mozzarella is heated and then stretched, the milk proteins line up.

Staunch Republican

David Lynch was a fascist he loved concentration camps "Why aren't there more concentration camps? There should be more of them." he would say all of the time to everyone but we're not ready to have that conversation yet.

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@hotsoggi Iron Maiden Chinese

just discovered a friend i haven't talked to in a while does drag now with the name maiden china. genuinely no notes

@graindebt If he brings out the two wolves that are inside of you, and by extension inside all of us, you're dating a furry obviously.

@GilbusRoy what if he brings out the two wolves that are inside of you, and by extension inside all of us?

If he brings out the child in you, you're dating a pedophile. If he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy and that makes you a pedophile. If he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a gay man who is pretending to be straight.

I was listening to the song "good time" by Carlos Rat Jepaon and also credited to Owl world Mac. And honestly? It's fucking great, haters. I love jack antonoff.... I'm speechless.... If jack got hit by an eighteen wheeler? WELL? Well I didn't think that far.

@highsieze6 Hey I'm not going to sit here and argue about personal taste in purse/shoe textures but I thinnnk maybe this woman was running off (into the night) and she had sooo many necklaceses on, that you might have gotten confused? Is that possible?

@GilbusRoy your vague emojis wont sway me gilby rock purse + rock shoes= puke

hate me idgaf the only purse that goes well with shoes made of rocks is a purse made of sticks

Anthony Bourdain was a GENIUS. He taught us to eat FOOD. And to think maybe you could eat Food? From a different place? And he sure went on his adventures didn't he 🥲

@hotsoggi A lot of artists have been innovative by being microtonal. The King Gizzards Wizards, for example. They had their novelty album of microtonals.

not as noticeable in this vid as it was earlier when i tweeted abt it but still

Posts that are vague often go viral and I think we all know why lol...

Chappell Roan will never go on tour again and it's all the fault of Jude Law's daughter. She has the whole rest of her life to contemplate what she took away from music fans everywhere. I hope the guilt truly weighs on her.

Spring Breakers is basically the "Citizen Caine" of movies.

I'm evicting my 8 year old son. I just told him get all of your shit, put it in your toy box, load that into your Playskool wagon and start walking away from here.

I can't believe Chappell Roan molested that child

dogrape.com is available. I think you should buy it. Maybe you could put your personal blog on there.

My sister got diabetes when she was 6 because I was in charge of her food diet and I didn't know any better. Skip to today? She has even more illnesses, and is paralyzed. My parents have always needed a lot of personal time and space for their sex parties. It's all my fault.

I specialize in Men's Humor. It's Humor Tailored for Men. Jokes that don't hold back about the experiences that men have. Car salesman jokes. Mechanic jokes. Dark humor. "Satire". Jokes about sucking each other's cocks in secret. Jokes about going to the shooting range. Car jokes

Ok now imagine you're getting your ass eaten while another guy/girl is giving oral AND you're eating a giant delicious ice cream sundae with multiple flavors of ice cream & 3 different syrups bananas cherries whipped cream nuts sprinkles cookie crumble waffle cone & slice of poun