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@newageloon this is how I feel ordering jack in the box bfast at 4AM before work

these throat cancer allegations are nothing to me, I will be happily married soon I WILL NOT BE DETERRED

@daveloach2 I would say an honest 10, looks personal and lived in and you didn't do anything to cheat for the photo + cool keyboard and doodads

How would you rate my desk? 1-10

@MangoEmoji same here and yup, always considered it a compliment

@boof_cart Been hearing it since I was a kid so I’ve just taken it as a compliment

If someone told you that you had an old soul would you take that as a positive thing or negative

@GilbusRoy what if he brings out the two wolves that are inside of you, and by extension inside all of us?

If he brings out the child in you, you're dating a pedophile. If he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy and that makes you a pedophile. If he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a gay man who is pretending to be straight.

@mertcentury thank you for this mertcentury, been noticing a disturbing trend where I think drivers have forgotten that the signal is simply to signal intent and instead they use it as the lever you pull to begin your turn

Signal your turns to alert other drivers to your intentions

@followforfeet am I insane for saying reaves to this?

@Will_d_jones Jamal Murray could do Shais job better probably

Who is the “lowest ranked” player you can think of that could replace SGA but the Thunder would still win as many games as they do with him?

@richard_normal I lost to this thing and I felt so mediocre, it seems so difficult cus I didn't have enough block to live long enough to 1 shot it with my sword stacking stuff and every time it transformed I felt pain

infinite block and damage combo

this kind of tasted like shit but it has me feeling like a gogo dancer

@followforfeet that's not even a bad slot, if playoffs started today I think the nugs dogwalk the rockets in a 4/5 and I think game 7 in houston does not matter at all

@EthicalHoopz Legacy run for jokic if he does it

We really gonna end up with the worst possible outcome (5th) lmao?

waw a very cool/rare bird in my area and I think we might have made eye contact because right afterward it opened its mouth and told me in great detail the time and place of my future death at the hands of my fingerless uncle Maximino

I think it's sad that it's normal for millions of intimate moments between real people to be primarily for the observation of strangers and I wonder how much it trains people to perform even without a camera lens present

Freddy Krueger: and this is my brother Dunning

i think emo mexicans are one of the most culturally important groups in the world

I really love rpat's face

Nothing better than watching an incredible movie and listening to its score all day. I love movies.

if you told me in 2016 that frank ocean would never release another album I would have cried real tears from the bottom of my heart and now 10 years later there's still no frank ocean and you guessed it I cried about it

@eroscestlavie_x this is cool as fuck, for sure something to be proud of imo

thinking about when I was in 11th grade I hand painted a bunch of nerd shit onto my nintendo ds and then coated it with clear coat and i thought it was the most awesome and beautiful thing in the world

So satisfying to watch somebody weave between lanes in traffic and not get anywhere. Small brain overly emotional obtuse chungus type scenes

@followforfeet @swaay2x it's the oklahoma education system, they can't read so you gotta be patient

@swaay2x say whatever you want man everyone saw it how it was portrayed

You have to play the 4th in close games to get 40 we get 30 and don’t play the 4th it’s levels to this