GimpyAlfredo

@LampDavis @TheAtlantic @jonathanchait I gave you 3 examples🤷🏻

@GimpyAlfredo @TheAtlantic @jonathanchait So you have nothing, don’t trust the publication, and still gobble up their social media like a good boy.

Conservatives want to police how we talk about Donald Trump—while excusing how the president talks about everyone else, @jonathanchait argues: theatlantic.com/politics/2026/…

@LampDavis @TheAtlantic @jonathanchait Telling half the truth is still a lie

@GimpyAlfredo @TheAtlantic @jonathanchait So no lies.

@LampDavis @TheAtlantic @jonathanchait 2020 Trump Losers story 2023 Gaza Hospital Explosion 2020 Japan defamation and invasion of privacy lawsuit Numerous other articles leaving out a few key words that would change the story completely

@GimpyAlfredo @TheAtlantic @jonathanchait Which lies from The Atlantic are you referring to?

@MrAndyNgo This can't be true, the Woke Left have assured us that this never happens Do better

New Ngo report: A Green Bay, Wisc. drag queen has been arrested and charged in child s—x abuse case. Daniel Lieburn performed as “Diamond Day" and is now part of a long list of drag queens accused or convicted of child s—x crimes. READ: ngocomment.com/p/wisconsin-dr…

@SaltyGoat17 Not really, emergency responders use cell phone towers as well

This is actually a BRILLIANT idea!!!

@officer_Lew There is only a handful decent politicians in MN and @peggyflanagan is definitely NOT one of them Just another piece of shit that shouldn't be in office

WOW🚨: Absolutely sickening. Minnesota Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan slams the Laken Riley Act — the commonsense bill named after the Georgia nursing student brutally murdered by an illegal immigrant — and the crowd erupts in cheers.

@The_King_Trout Ride 'em cowboy!!!

BIG OLE women down in San Anton.

@Fat_Electrician So when AI is finally unleashed, we will have to submit to its every command or we won't be able to open the fridge, use the bathroom, or anything else that is connected to it...

Why the fuck does everything have bluetooth now. -washer -dryer -vacuum -electric tooth brush -toaster -smart mirror I don’t want to have to download an app to update my fucking toothbrush. Please stop.

@Fat_Electrician The wicked, evil, unethical business practices of..... Disney/land/world

What do you wanna see on fat files?

@dougj2 @DonutOperator @TheAKGuy That's funny right there...

@DonutOperator @TheAKGuy Well, gay couples tend to look like each other over time

I’m not even in Japan for 24 hours and someone walks up and asks me if I’m @TheAKGuy

@DonutOperator @TheAKGuy You're not???

@alphafox Not efficiently 😳 Better hope it doesn't float to the edge and melt the lining

Redneck pool heater - would this actually work? 🤔

@redpillb0t Can't arrest the people who "contribute" to your campaigns...

THEY KNEW THEY LIED

@GuntherEagleman Apparently so...

I just want a GOP Senate that stops sending our money to the Taliban and passes secure election laws. Am I asking too much?

@GuntherEagleman King Charles the 111th approves this joke

This made me laugh out loud, literally. She really is this stupid.

@The_King_Trout Then getting home and remembering that you needed a third and have to go back

Going to the grocery store for two fucking ingredients is the 6th layer of hell.

@ABC The alligators on his route:

An Australian marathon swimmer hopes to break a Guinness World Record after swimming alongside 5,500 crocodiles. abcnews.link/D7AhXf7

@scrat335 @SaltyGoat17 It's technically illegal in most US states I'm pretty sure horse tastes like bison, but until it's legal, it's on the love side...

@GimpyAlfredo @SaltyGoat17 You can eat horses, back in the day of our hunter gatherer ancestors horse was definitely on the menu. Just saying.

As I sit here eating leftover ribs for breakfast while petting my dog…

King Charles the 111th approves this meme🤣😅😂