John Smith

Maddison didn’t fancy it, Tosin didn’t, Mbeumo didn’t. So fuck. Bruno did. Sandro did. Isak did. I can’t wait for a year’s time when our new RW is stood with the others who took a chance on us being serenaded as a hero because they wanted to be part of it. ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

Mental to think Eni Aluko is going after Ian Wright when he scored a goal a game for 13 years.

Has there ever been a pettier, more nasty piece of work in our dugout? Literally unable to accept any form of criticism…a horrible man. The exact opposite of Eddie Howe 🤷🏻‍♂️ #NUFC ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

Merry Christmas everyone.. 🎅🏻🎣

@37HJ__ @B4ZZ_B0W5K1 @daniel_hunter45 @Adamrnisbet1 @andy_railston 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come see. It will not be televised.

Away games just got better 😮‍💨🚂 Introducing our 2024/25 Newcastle United away kit!

Kieran Trippier saying hello to Lamine Yamal tonight 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇦

For me, tonight or even the last couple of games. Doesn't take away from he's probably been our best post-takeover player. He Set that standard when he signed. And consistently was amazing for us last season and even at points this season. Has set that standard. He'll bounce back. KT2️⃣ #NUFC

Sandro Tonali really struggling with the pace and power of the Premier League! 😂

Goal for Newcastle, scored by Barnes. ⚫ 5-1 🟣 [91'] #NEWAVL

Ooooof @SkySports_Keith 🤣 #NUFC

@cam_nufc Diaby, £40m, French, never played in the Premier league, got 9 goals in the German league. Barnes, £40m, English, played regularly in the Premier league, scored 13 goals for a struggling team last season, in the Premier league. Why would Barnes be a bad signing over Diaby?

From an article by George Caulkin, quoting a senior source inside the club: “There’s a strategy in place. It’s not random. We will go for big players but the price has to make sense and it’s all about what our needs are. At no point do we have the intention of making a statement signing. The intention is to get the right player, the right character, the right position, the right fit. Sandro is a marquee addition, yes, but what’s important is these guys believe in our story and what we’re offering them - the opportunity for greatness.” #NUFC #NUFCFans #Newcastle

£60m - Sandro Tonali (23) £60m - Alexander Isak (23) £40m - Anthony Gordon (21) £40m - Bruno Guimaraes (25) £30m - Sven Botman (23) We're building something special 🤩 #NUFC

October 2021 - Eleven game goal drought whilst playing CF under Steve Bruce. November 2021 - Plays 80 minutes in midfield under Eddie Howe after Clark’s red card vs Norwich. May 2022 - Voted #NUFC Player of the Year after transforming to a midfielder. May 2023 - 8 PL goals scored in the season and Champions League football secured. June 2023 - First ever international call-up and debut goal for Brazil. The remarkable rise of Joelinton 👏🇧🇷 #NUFC

🗣 "I feel like I've got a big, big summer coming up so I can put myself in a really good position for next year." Anthony Gordon is off the mark! 👊

Everything wrong about Britain today summed up in one video. This man is a hero in my books.