Giulia (Taylor's Version)

I don’t need Office Copilot, I need Excel to stop insisting everything is a date.

A 3-day weekend should be permanent, because 5 days of work with 2 days of rest has never sat right with my spirit. As an adult, it’s sickening.

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

Everything is urgent in the corporate world except recognition and salary raise.

I don’t want another job, I want OUT of this whole system.

we literally live in a dystopian world where beautiful girls are forced to use excel

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

IMPORTANT OPINION: Remote work didn’t make people lazy. It just made them realize how much time and money the office was wasting.

Working five days a week is wrecking my life. I hate squeezing my entire life into a two-day weekend because I’m too exhausted to do anything after work. I can’t believe this is considered “normal.”

I hate when a job asks you to set "goals" My only "goal" is to remain employed so I can continue to pay for my living expenses while finding fulfillment in the areas of my life unrelated to a day job.

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

When my manager asks me to take on more work because my co workers can't do theirs

My job has this cool thing, where if you do your job very well, you get to do other people’s jobs too.

“Can we reschedule” OMG YES PLEASE

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

my boss just asked me to do work at my job

Elizabeth Taylor was one of the biggest Zionists in the world. I don’t think we needed a music video about her anyway, guys. Btw Free Palestine💖