Full Abortion Rights *NOW*

@HiltonHoteIs your BWI doubletree staff is excellent esp front desk staffer Simi. 💯

@lynnsstrong Ooo! Gonna try

‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.

@LoveyBlue727 Disgusting. She's absolutely on something too. Hope her boss sees this.

Wow. Just wow...

School shooting in Nashville pre k through 6th grade. Children, babies!!! It IS the fucking guns!

@SeeJaneMarie The Push. 😳😬🫣

how did they not call it Peepsi

“In Louisiana, black women were put in cells with male prisoners and some became pregnant. In 1848, legislators passed a new law declaring that all children born in the penitentiary of African American parents serving life sentences would be property of the state. The women would

@ClaudetteGGibs1 Just when you think you're up to speed on the horrors of American history. Goddamn.💔 reminds me of "at the purchasers option" by Rhiannon Gideon (sp?)

My 22 year old cousin met his dream girl at a bar and it's going pretty well

“Splish splash I was taking a bath” would be an insane way to start an actual story.

@aliciatcrosby The only downsides are 1. LouisCK and 2. The way they treat Jerry.💔

How have I never watched Parks & Rec??? I've been watching the last 2 days and this is exactly my humor. I feel so known and am literally laughing aloud.

@offbeatorbit Did this once myself, exactly. Came into JFK but was supposed to leave from LGA. made it by the skin of my teeth.

It finally happened: saw a guy try to enter the security line only to be told his boarding pass says he should be at La Guardia, not JFK 😭

@myronjclifton Oh. My. God. That's the cringest thing I will see this year.

Ceo to marketing: please add diversity to our online ads. Marketing:

@mayowasworld I found out this yr that I have a sibling (thought I was an only child). It's been quite a journey. Not sure he's really ready for a relationship even though he was the one who sought me out. The hardest thing was our father passed away not long after we discovered each other. 💔

If y’all had siblings out in the world would you wanna meet them?

@anne_theriault Patty melts.

@ImMeganCollins I say "Brrr it's cold in here! There must be some Toros in the atmosphere!" when the dog comes in from the cold

@yourewrongabout @jamieloftusHELP This episode was SUH good. Except for the fact that NO ONE parroted the iconic Clueless line: "That was way harsh, Ty."

@baseballgregg The lizzo tiny desk was awesome

Best tiny desk or tiny desk like content on YouTube to show to a class of high school freshmen while killing time? Currently watching Sampha at a students request might put on erykah badu next