Glitter & Spite

Just a lil tidbit about me, since I’m tryna reintroduce myself to ya 😏💅🏻

@FreeAlbertaRep @ItsDeanBlundell 🤭 One of them Canada hating Albertans called me retarded 🤭 You’re a literal oxymoron 😂 thanks for the giggle!

@Glitter_Spite @ItsDeanBlundell Because you are retarded.

The dumbest motherfucker in the history of Canadian politics. Not even close. Everyone standing with him is dumber. Hard to do.

@Biltco5 @ItsDeanBlundell The best thing about being an amazing, free, open minded Canadian is… 🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️ I’m in EVERY position to judge 😏💅🏻

@Glitter_Spite @ItsDeanBlundell You supported Trudeau for 10 years. You’re in no position to judge.

@fi_rin1 @ItsDeanBlundell I’m sure glad google is teaching you how to be so smart 😏 Those of us blessed with brains, don’t require lessons 😉 Keep on with your bad self though, at least you have a little support group to help you with all that googling 🙃

@Glitter_Spite @ItsDeanBlundell Don’t strain your small brain trying to understand. You might want to google recession though in case it’s not in you vocabulary 👍

The algorithm carefully considering whether your masterpiece deserves 12 views 🦝🦝🦝

Being a small account on X is an absolutely fascinating social experiment. You can spend an hour writing something thoughtful, funny, original, and actually worth reading. You can reply to people.
Engage.
Network.
Post consistently.
Study the algorithm.
Sacrifice a small goat to the engagement gods. Result:
17 likes. Meanwhile someone with 2 million followers posts: "Anyone else remember forks?" And the entire internet gathers like they've just discovered fire 🔥 247,000 likes.
38 million views.
Trending worldwide. I've been here a handful of years and I'm starting to suspect the algorithm isn't a system… It's three raccoons in a trench coat making decisions at random 🤦🏼‍♀️

@avivafashion11 I couldn’t agree more! It has always been like this. We just gotta be out here hollering into the void—nonsense or otherwise—and hope we connect with the right ones to life us up ❤️✨ You got my follow

Being a small account on X is WILD. You write thoughtful content every single day, eagerly engage with everyone, and follow every “growth tip” people swear by…all for a handful of likes and the occasional comment. Meanwhile, giant accounts are posting: “Do you eat mayo?” “Who remembers Blockbuster?” “Would you date someone who drinks Diet Coke?” …and somehow pull millions of views and thousands of likes and comments in under an hour 🫩 I’ve only been on X for 3 months. Has it always been like this?

Shhh 🤫 Just go with it… …It’s only you n me now 😏💅🏻✨

@LucifersTweetz There’s literally always a receipt 💯🤣

Hey fam! Tell me something that made you happy today?

letmeinplz 😏💅🏻✨🙃

@lexisfriend Congratulations!

A little more daddy bragging. My daughter is ofically a doctor.

@ClaudeLavigne12 Prime Minister in waiting 😂

THIS “Prime Minister in waiting” is always dependant to shit all over Canada 🇨🇦 and Canadians, each and every day,.. gloating we are in a recession and blaming everything on our PM. While he lives like a king on taxpayers dime…spending like there’s no tomorrow! Crypto Imbecile.

@TheoMoudakis @TorontoStar This is still one of my favourites, Theo. You have a gift for capturing the cringy desperation of @PierrePoilievre! I truly hope the @CPC_HQ Conservatives don't dump him. He's pure comedy gold!💯🔥

@albertksfong1 Look at them. Not a single viable braincell among them. Their expressions tell the whole story. Don't even need to hear what comes out of their mouths.

This is fucking disgusting

@kingpj21 Here for ya

Need 99+ active followers? Drop "Yes" let's boost you

@AbGamble1 He's such an embarrassment. Canadians that keep propping this clown up should be ashamed of themselves.

Poilievre is broadcasting to the World 🌎 that in his veiw our leadership is both weak and inept, Poilievre says "the worst Country in the G7", at this very moment Mark Carney is addressing the International buisness community to bring in investment $$$. WTF..

Imma keep plugging away I guess

Is this good for a few days tho? I started on Wednesday 🤔

@Rkr4444 @sarobertson_ Opposed to Pierre standing behind a big sign that says “I can fix it for far less” and then having someone else screw in a broken bulb 😂 brilliant!

@sarobertson_ Blah-Blah-Blah.

PM Carney: "We're blessed with many commodities in Canada but we have earned the most valuable one which is trust."

@DavidWall_ @sarobertson_ They already are, sorry big guy 🤷🏼‍♀️

@sarobertson_ New World Order Globalist Carney liberals will never be trusted by majority of Canadians . The Carney coordinated deliberate political actions also known as facts easily show this .