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*mom asks if I'm coming to the funeral* *asks her if they're getting food after* *dad yells from across the house* SOMEBODY DIED GUILLERMO

@aerospacefnatic @JohnJak60830357 @beyoncegarden unrelated, this made me spit out my drink 😂

@JohnJak60830357 @beyoncegarden if i fucked your mother on my porch is it a crime or no?

now why would he grab her like that cops are just disgusting omfg😭

Worked out for 2 days straight and I still don’t have a beach body

The guy grabbing a bite from each plate is me

y'all think it's hot today just wait till u go to hell for being a lying ass bitch

Nickelodeon if you are seeing this I will still pay to go see Avatar in theaters even if it was leaked I don’t care give it to me

Aang would have wanted me to see it for free anyway

“if you give a mouse a cookie” how about if you give a girl a gun

I’ve seen enough. Oscar.

Every single problem I'm facing in my life rn can be solved by a large amount of money entering into my bank acct.

i use big words in arguments on purpose because i know bitches be illiterate

inshallah

I've tasted trying to fix people, and I've tasted forcing the truth down their throats. I highly recommend not caring more about people's lives than they do. No one is your assignment. Not even the ones you love.

Yall say white people have no culture…. But as im watching game of thrones for the first time….. the raping, killing, lying, deceiving….. this is white culture.

i hate arguing through text let’s argue in person so i can kill you

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

Hot take, but influencers have literally ruined everything. Music festivals, vacation destinations, the whole of social media, stores…literally everything.

Sea of stars ✨

The music, the cast, the story, the vision was all there, but the world wasn’t ready to be served this level of CVNT in 2011.