George Mace

Right, everyone, please stop reposting this immediately. You know Zack Polanski hates this picture… it questions his leadership 🤣🤣

@ChudTheBuilder Full of bravado but can't fight.. got his ass whooped

They expect us to allow them to chimp out everywhere they go. It’s time they feel the weight of cold iron again.

@alphafox 👍 sure thing

GenZ thinks that a thumbs up emoji is rude, and would appreciate if you stopped using it:

@BROKENBRITAIN0 @SkyNews Fuck off.. who's going to protect our own in our communities

🚨BREAKING: The UK government is preparing for WAR 🇬🇧 They are currently preparing a plan to ready the entire nation for a transition into war. Keir Starmer will want your sons and daughters to die fighting an imaginary war. RESIST ⚠️ [@SkyNews]

@oelma__ Inbred

First thing that comes to your mind..

@ukhomeoffice @grok is this a parody account

British taxpayers cannot be expected to fund the lives of those who exploit the system or break our laws. Asylum support and accommodation will only be available to those who play by our rules.

@MissyStephx Chip butty

A Chip Cob!

@Matt_Pinner Chocolate star fish

What would you call this “piece of art”?

@Lilywhite_Rose Keep

With João Palhinha #thfc loan set to expire in 2.5 months would you try and sign the 30-year-old permanently, loan him again or send him back to FC Bayern?

@bushontheradio Nope, just butter. No poison

Our 7 year old Thea has declared that she's bored of the same old spreads (marmite, peanut butter & jam) what else should she try on her toast?

Time for Retro Football Games to make a comeback! Wishlist Now on Steam!

@Lilywhite_Rose Doubt he would want to stay.. probably can't afford his wages either

With Randal Kolo Muani’s #thfc loan set to expire in 2.5 months would you try and sign the 27-year-old permanently, loan him again or send him back to PSG?

@NotFarLeftAtAll "Refugees"

Name something Labour hasn’t Taxed ?

@ThrillaRilla369 Headlock, possibly sleeper hold..

You tell your 13-year-old
to take out the trash..
Not only does he tell you NO, but he
bumps you as he walks by.
 Parents, what’s your next
move?

I still feel 30

@SaltyGoat17 John ? Not sure about the wig mate

A man....

@lady_valor_07 Prison for life, then castration, then death penalty, then deport the body..

??

@Lilywhit3111 Id take both igors

Which one of these strikers would you want the most at Tottenham next season? Nick Woltemade Igor Jesus Moise Kean Igor Thiago Nicholas Jackson Eli Junior Kroupi Fisnik Asllani Any other shouts?

@oelma__ 100%

Can you reject a good woman just cuz they got 3 kids with different fathers??

@DaveKent101 Should get help but minimum wage kinda help.

Mum of seven from Barnsley thanks Keir Starmer for lifting the benefits cap. She now gets just under £60K a year for staying at home. All courtesy of us tax paying mugs. 🤨🤨🤨