John the Gnerphk

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John the Gnerphk

@Gnerphk

Some of this place is pretty bad. I'm here to be the change I want to see. Funny signs at 4(ish) daily; story links sometimes. https://t.co/IwyoUq96br

Mutch Crater, Mars Katılım Ağustos 2014
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STORMTROOPERS WERE ACTUALLY EXCELLENT SHOTS In this lecture I will...
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Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! ...and a hard-boiled egg.
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And I thought my LAWYER was overpaid. Turns out, I'm just underpaid.
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Okay, this is a bit of a toughie. Yes, they're both squares, and the little red " marks indicate identical lengths.
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@Gnerphk At first, but didn't they turn out to be a snore-fest?
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Did I ever tell you about the anesthesiologist I used to date? Man, what a knockout!
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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face the plaintive cries of my followers. I will let their comments pass over me and through me. Only the joke will remain.
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It is with this sign that I announce the end of the daily sign pics. I simply don't have the time. I'll keep posting as and when, though.
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I used to think Dr. Scholls inserts were a waste of money. I stand corrected.
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thirdman@thirdmanuk·
@Gnerphk Imagine if he was into crypto...
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A vegan, a crossfitter, a Linux user, and a Raspberry Pi owner walked into a bar. It's the same guy. Only one guy walked into a bar. Dear Lord, will he ever shut up?
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Aha! THAT'S where. I always wondered.
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Fascinating. This should definitely
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To err is human. To ARRR! is pirate.
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Ponder@Washyourowndish·
@Gnerphk Mine goes up to four. I’ve threatened bodily harm to him if he doesn’t stop giving me more choices than one….or two.
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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? One... or two?
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