John the Gnerphk

STORMTROOPERS WERE ACTUALLY EXCELLENT SHOTS In this lecture I will...

Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! ...and a hard-boiled egg.

And I thought my LAWYER was overpaid. Turns out, I'm just underpaid.

@TheGreatErenan It is indeed! Nicely done.

@Gnerphk Is it 44 cm^2?

Okay, this is a bit of a toughie. Yes, they're both squares, and the little red " marks indicate identical lengths.

@WaspiDSRT Strangely enough, I don't remember...

@Gnerphk At first, but didn't they turn out to be a snore-fest?

Did I ever tell you about the anesthesiologist I used to date? Man, what a knockout!

@SilverJames_ 😁

@Gnerphk *gigglesnort* Speaking of medicine...

All the little angels rise up high.

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face the plaintive cries of my followers. I will let their comments pass over me and through me. Only the joke will remain.

It is with this sign that I announce the end of the daily sign pics. I simply don't have the time. I'll keep posting as and when, though.

I used to think Dr. Scholls inserts were a waste of money. I stand corrected.

*you're

@thirdmanuk Oh, he is. He sneered at my DogeCoin tip jar.

@Gnerphk Imagine if he was into crypto...

A vegan, a crossfitter, a Linux user, and a Raspberry Pi owner walked into a bar. It's the same guy. Only one guy walked into a bar. Dear Lord, will he ever shut up?

@nachobusiness79 @johnmccumber Valid point.

@johnmccumber @Gnerphk Jeeps took that crown

Aha! THAT'S where. I always wondered.

Fascinating. This should definitely

@SilverJames_ four months yet alas

@Gnerphk How many days until Talk Like a Pirate Day?

To err is human. To ARRR! is pirate.

@Washyourowndish 😆

@Gnerphk Mine goes up to four. I’ve threatened bodily harm to him if he doesn’t stop giving me more choices than one….or two.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? One... or two?