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@Ndi_Muvenda_ “He didn’t come to say goodbye. He came to make sure no one disrespected his brother.” That line alone is enough to break you. Because somewhere in the wild, an elephant understood gratitude better than most people ever will. 🐘

@TembaMliswa Zimbabweans are going through this on a daily basis under the leadership of your brother and you have never said anything.Probably you are being treated well back home since you have connections.

@marriedmn Because side chick wants to have S€x with me and the wife is doing me a favour - so she thinks.

Good afternoon citizens. My heart is bleeding. There is a sister who is mentally unwell in Bulawayo CBD. I've seen her four times now. I noticed that her hand is swollen and its only today that I took a closer look. Apparently she has a plaster on her arm. Seems it is overdue to be removed or something. I also noticed that its attracting flies meaning its an infection. So I was wondering if there are any doctors and well_wishers who are able to assist this lady. How much is consultation, some medication maybe and to see what's needed. Maybe we can crowd fund so that she gets help. What saddens me is that we don't have social welfare that assists the vulnerable, the disabled, the mentally ill, orphans and the old age. Its breaks my heart that our government is busy with Constitution ammendment, buying of the state of the art cars when there is no social security. What kind of a society are we when we neglect our people like this? How many others are there out there facing the same predicament? Please to any doctor seeing this please reach out to me. Then we will take it from there to make sure our sister gets help. She is always by Bulawayo centre or by Farm and city next to Haddon and sly. My DM is open. Let's lend a hand to those who can not help themselves. God bless.

@ManzunzuN MaShurugwi

Mundituke futi online

@sirhighbreed @ChrisExcel102 Issa trap

How do you reply to “I love you” during sex? When y’all are not even dating?

How about this for a cultural capital city? #Ngiyabongamina

This country & society benefits NOTHING with Malema in prison. NOTHING! Not on those charges! His voice is crucial right inside Parliament. We can’t give way to liberal right-wing forces to dominate. AfriForum must NOT WIN! Ngxa!

They will wear matehwe, Smell of cow shit and walk barefoot whilst invoicing Billionaires. Imwi.

@VMusinachirevo @NMufumisi @KwarireBako KO @iMisred vanosara Nani?

@NMufumisi @KwarireBako It's getting worse with age zvikaramba zvakandidzvanya ndichazongopedzisira ndazvipfuvudza. The pain i go through everyday will one stop after committing suicide ndakuzosvika pakuneta manje

Maybe tikambodhakwa togona kumbokangamwa zve bleeding izvi. Pachikomana Ndiyoyo

So explain to me, how can this process be deemed transparent and fair when the mayor of a city cannot even contribute? This is a joke. This is a deliberate exclusion of key stakeholders and a mockery of democratic principles. Any process that sidelines a mayor of a city lacks credibility and cannot claim to reflect the will of the people.

Why is every woman's "glow up" after a breakup or divorce just more make up & less clothes on?

Something is brewing. Be vigilant with who you entertain in your DMs. Do not drink and get wasted. Be conscious of beautiful women suddenly chilling where you usually chill. Don't eat food anyhow without knowing who prepared it. Never trust even your own shadow. Be conscious of your surroundings. Be mindful of what you share. Some of your friends are not your friends. Don't say I didn't tell you.

@TembaMliswa If u trying to defend people who earn 400 bucks which is 100 usd more than teachers as justification for 40k loan without considering teachers to be extended e same curtesy then u are messed up dunderhead,it was nvr abt better living conditions if it covered a few civil servants

Can we have his personal details? He must run a very successful canteen!

let's do something for this guy..honest living must not be punished like that

Anyone with his number ? We should send him each a dollar all of us on ecocash. Maybe he can start another business to support hus family. No to vision 2030.

After pursuing her higher education at the University of Zimbabwe, earning a Bachelor of Law Honours degree in 2008. She furthered her academic journey by obtaining a Master of Laws degree in International Criminal Law and international Commercial Litigation from the University of Cambridge in 2011. Upon her return to Zimbabwe in 2011, she established her own legal practice. Her legal acumen and commitment to justice led her to participate in various significant endeavours, including a public inquiry on the introduction of bond notes in Zimbabwe. Yes. She worked hard for many years and can afford to drive a fucking Jaguar. There are other ways to “make it” without putting on a pamper and baby powder to twerk for Ganandaz Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

🟣He’s the goat. Musanyeperwe. Nothing can keep a good man down. If you agree, like and retweet.

It is reported that….. suspected armed robbers have raided a Mukuru outlet in Bulawayo, escaping with over US$70 000 and R500 000. Zimbabwe Republic Police officers are on the scene and investigations are underway. Ezawaseying izolo ukuthi inkunzi esozobanjwa is still doing push ups #Ngiyabongamina