Go Blue Mermaid 〽️🧜‍♀️

@msiziworld Jesus Christ it’s a girl

This is the best gender reveal I've ever seen 😭😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥👌🏼

@Lifeinvestmoney Politician

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

@KirseyBelle @Opportunitweet @jeff29935001 Yup I didn’t fold either. Non stop rude comments for years. They even lost my son once & tried to blame it on me because he didn’t have a cell phone. Sorry, I’m not getting him a brain rotter just cause everyone else has one. Do your jobs. Hang in there!!

@GoBlueMermaid @Opportunitweet @jeff29935001 Going through this now in middle and they can f all the way off. I’m not folding.

There is no legal requirement to have an email address, nor is there a requirement to have a cell phone or use certain apps. But our government and far too many corporations behave as though this is the case. It's a tremendous problem.

why does he run like Jack Sparrow?

@AutismCapital I’m not an abused & drugged up horse though

This is a teachable moment. Never give up. Anything can happen in life. It's never over. Keep pushing. Stay relentless. Stay focused. Win. You love to see it.

@tropicalupdate @KateW1970 Problem in one of the marine biology labs

This is bad. USF building is on fire in St. Pete tonight. Took this from the Ray's stadium just now. Over 75 units assisting. Holy crap hearing the sirens and response is wild. Wonder if it was the weather?

@bpr2az @LASHYBILLS 12news.com/article/news/c…

@LASHYBILLS Well, if this was true, why didn’t the court ask for a pregnancy test or a letter from a doctor? How about a sonogram of the baby? Is this post implying she lied about who the father was versus a fake belly?

The shocking pregnancy scam case involving former Bachelor star Clayton Echard and Laura Owens. In May 2023, after a brief encounter, Laura Owens claimed she was pregnant with Clayton's twins. She filed a paternity lawsuit, demanded child support, and allegedly sent hundreds of messages across multiple accounts. When Clayton refused a relationship, things escalated. Owens reportedly presented a fake ultrasound (allegedly stolen from a blog), created a fabricated pregnancy video, and even appeared in court with what prosecutors claim was a fake pregnancy belly.She testified under oath that she was 24 weeks pregnant. In June 2024, the judge ruled that Laura was never pregnant with Clayton's child(ren), dismissed the case, found she acted in bad faith, provided false testimony, and attempted to extort him. Clayton was awarded attorney's fees. Now, Laura Owens faces multiple felony charges including fraud, forgery, perjury, and more.Prosecutors say this wasn't her first alleged scam , she's accused in at least one other fake pregnancy case.

@Cece28254294 @LASHYBILLS Real story 🤡 12news.com/article/news/c…

You could tell this is clickbait because there's no way someone claims such a thing without getting a pregnancy test to provide to the court. I don't even understand how she was able to make a claim in court and her pregnancy term has not been completed. The story is fake. In order to make a claim in court there has to be loss or burden. Raising one child is very difficult so because she is still pregnant there is no way to say that she has any loss or burden.

@TheCinesthetic They use knives for implants not needles….

Amanda Seyfried says Sydney Sweeney’s breasts were so distracting she had to ask if they were real. Sweeney replied: “Yes. I’ve never gotten any work done anywhere. I’m so scared of needles, you have no idea.”

@NotSeeker47 @GeneralMCNews Not since he endorsed Byron 🤢

@GeneralMCNews That’s probably the best sheriff in America right there

BREAKING: MAGA influencer Craig Long has been arrested after being caught in a human trafficking sting operation.

Small lips, undefined eyebrows, no exaggerated cheekbones, a smile without veneers or teeth that look like they've been washed with dish soap, no false eyelashes, natural hair color. Let's go back to basics.

@forallcurious No thank you

🚨: Chinese biologist Hongmei Wang seeks to extend women's fertile life by making menstruation occur every 3 months. Which would theoretically preserve more eggs and extend the fertile period.

We are in Miami for the F1 race and were upgraded to an incredible hotel suite. We decided to turn in early because tomorrow is a long day. You guys, our free upgraded room overlooks the outdoor nightclub. Our room is the loudest place on earth right now. The thumping base is literally shaking the windows. We called front desk to ask when the music ends (yes, we are that old.) They said tonight’s show doesn’t start for another hour.

@Ruggs2Riches @hippojuicefilm x.com/gobluemermaid/…

@hippojuicefilm Street karma? They are literally fucking up people’s cars and don’t give a shit. Karma would be the owner coming out and beating their ass.

How about some street karma to make everybody's Friday fun.

@hippojuicefilm We had a bunch of these punks terrorizing our town & then one got hit by a car & they’ve been rather quiet since then 🙃

zoom in on the syrup

@LivingTricks_ This seems so inefficient wtf are they doing

Australian woodchoppers at the Royal Easter Show in Sydney.

@leolunelove @ive_arc Omg I just started this show. It is insane 🤣 ty I don’t know how I never heard of this show!

@ive_arc The show is called "Nathan For You", I suggest you watch every single episode and then watch "The Rehearsal" also by Nathan Fielder

This was the greatest moment in legal history

@nikitabier No

Would it valuable to know how many of your followers have been active on X in the last 24 hours?