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my account is now old enough to join twitter and be exposed to things he shouldn't be the way i was #MyXAnniversary

@Solar_Sas ragebait tax

“This artwork pissed people off therefore it has more value” Hm no, actually, I think I reject that premise.

@Seanfrank @niccruzpatane everyone said not to buy hw2, wait for hw3 if you want fsd... hw4 is temporary, 1020hp is forever

@niccruzpatane dont buy this. buy hardware 4

BY FAR, a pre-owned Tesla Model S Plaid is one of the best deals on the market. For under under $50K you get: • 1,020 hp • Close to 400 miles of range • FSD included (HW3) • 0-60 in 1.99s Plus, battery packs in Model S show minimal signs of degradation at high mileages.

@KidZacharism @yariburenn you won't get banned, just risk not making as much money per view

@yariburenn You have to on a lot of platforms or they’ll ban you. The people that make the words “rape” “kill” “suicide” and “gun” bannable offenses on these platforms are retarded faggots

mfs who say "grape" "unalived" "sewerslide" and "pew pew" might be the worst genre of people ever

@adeptignoramus @Solar_Sas my friend found his wife in an instagram reels comment section. gotta shoot ur shot fr

@Solar_Sas The love of your life is in a YouTube shorts comment section. Keep trying.

Boy Lois, I haven't been this cancelled since that time I called Lorraine Bracco hot

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rich people getting tattoo removal is one of the biggest cultural rugpulls of all time

@coan_henry @iconredesign @aaronp613 fair enuf

@GoHerping @iconredesign @aaronp613 In that case, yea you’re right. In this one, I still disagree I just think this is indicative of an issue that many PR teams have, where they engage in endless whataboutism about what could go wrong, instead of actually putting out content that's compelling

Notice that Apple didn't comment on the iPhone pictures from Artemis II until the crew safely landed

@SawyerMerritt why is the range so bad

NEWS: Tesla has announced a Signature Edition Model S and Model X as a final goodbye for these two vehicles. • Price: $159,420 • Only 250 Model S & 100 Model X Signature Editions will be built. All Plaid variants. • Garnet Red exterior paint • Matching Garnet Red Door Handles • Carbon Ceramic Brakes with Gold Calipers • Gold Plaid Seat Badging + Gold Piping + Alcantara Seats • Gold Tesla T Badge • Signature Marked Door Sill • Signature Dash Badging with Unique Edition Numbering • Signature Liftgate Applique  • Rear Gold Plaid Badge • Interior Lighting Sequence • Signature Edition Key Fob • And more

@coan_henry @iconredesign @aaronp613 just all about sub-concious association. imagine if the challenger crew tweeted a #shotoniphone selfie from the space pad thingie before loading up the term "Shot on iPhone" would forever mean "im about to blow tf up"

@GoHerping @iconredesign @aaronp613 I disagree. If there was a disaster, it would be very strange and nearly impossible that someone would say “hmm and they used iPhones. Curious” in a way that isn’t incredibly distasteful They are a company now more focused on what can go wrong, rather than what can go right.

@coan_henry @iconredesign @aaronp613 i dont think many people refute apple avoiding risks of all kinds. they have too much to lose in the case of a disaster and too little to gain by trying to perfectly time a point of virality instead of waiting until its safe

@iconredesign @aaronp613 Or it’s proof that apple wont even take any creative risks anymore to their own detriment (like missing a major media moment by a couple of days)

@CalebJHull most of them are already not legal, they're just really fun and cheap to import from china

The stupid electric dirt bikes every kid in America is riding all over the roads need to be completely banned.

@bryan_johnson can you add a dating platform to the Don't Die app

Just had sex with Kate. Goodnight everyone.

@CPU_CWCSonichu hi Christine, i hope you have a great Easter

⚡️💙⚡️ youtu.be/4Cp42sKnLuQ?si…

@spackardwork @yourdeathwill @moniquepowell *consciously

I’ve never come upon a paywall while casually browsing the news and thought “let me get my credit card out”. It’s always “I don’t need to know that badly.”

@SandyofCthulhu "i have an idea, lets make the homeless people fatter and diabetic"

I'm not defending Krispy Kreme for making too many donuts, but I assume it's not always easy to predict what you'll need. But consider: If Krispy Kreme kept the donuts till the next day, they'd be stale. If Krispy Kreme gave away the donuts free that night, then who would buy them? If Krispy Kreme donated them to shelters and homeless, then they'd be liable if anything went wrong, in the litigious society we now have. It's lose-lose for Krispy Kreme. That said, I am not actually a fan of Krispy Kremes. I prefer the many mom-and-pop donut shops I used to patronize in Texas, which in keeping with Texas law, were all run by Koreans.

@Kick_Champ this is like removing ice king's crown

#2 ranked CHAD Androgenic suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after a fan SNATCHED his WIG exposing his TRUE HAIRLINE 😳

@tavrium_ why does he have condoms on his hands

This joke really got me they looks so ashamed 😭😭😭😭

@SubWoofer143785 @punitpalial this says more about you than the ai model

@punitpalial Wow I did not realise that was AI until reading the title

Seedance 2.0 can write comedy sketches pretty well

@CatQuestionsAll @ImGinnyRobinson "til death do us part"

@ImGinnyRobinson Is her wedding ring off too?? Charlie deserved so much better

THIS ERIKA KIRK BITCH REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO FROM CHARLIE’S BOOKSHELF.