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@gomark

Onstage silly talker. Founder-host @talesofwhatever. Writer @ shiny mags & dank webs. Award-shunning lunch critic. He/him. 🦉💙

The Dark Peak Katılım Ağustos 2008
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IT A ROUND VEGETABLE FOR MAKE CHIPS
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@allth1ngsblades @workotv1867 Similar to how we’re jealous of you lot having made really good decisions about selling high and buying low-ish since dropping down - kills us to say but can’t fault your recent business model, ours has been dire for a decade
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Louis@allth1ngsblades·
@workotv1867 As a blades fan I’ll tell it how it is. Jealousy. You’ve got a great young manager who has steered the club in a great direction and has played some attractive football whilst making a connection to the fans. What is not to be jealous of for many teams?
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WORKO@workotv1867·
It's laughable at how many other fanbases just *DO NOT WANT* Sheffield Wednesday to keep Danny Röhl 😂 I've never known why we are such the proverbial punching-bag at every possible opportunity #SWFC #WAWAW
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@motelsiren seventeen hard returns got reduced to like three this app really is dead
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@motelsiren banger, but the real red flag is any declared ‘favourite movie’ unless it’s Planes, Trains and Automobiles obviously
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lauren badillo milici@motelsiren·
told a guy i had a crush on his friend and he said ‘oh you wouldn’t like him, his favorite movie is INTERSTELLAR’
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@_owlornothing_ Have a banger, but if you see Danny there ffs don’t tell Owlstalk
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@SamWhyte “hardwork” I mean sure, he’s already 12 tweets into the meltdown, but bruh - it fucking gives you the squiggly red line…christ, the absolute myopia to hit ignore
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
Crippled by anxiety and a terrible ADHD case, but some dude on the internet thinks I am still worthy of love 😍😍
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stop crying and fight your father
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@SamWhyte no kneecaps either, wtf is going on with those guys
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
Until babies are about two they're so ... wet. Constantly covered in fluids.
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
Just remembered my friend's baby coming home from nursery with bright blue nappies because they'd been surreptitiously eating the poster paint. So, if anyone's looking for a early months gender reveal.
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Ros@hurricane_ros·
@AdamJFarrer So bizarre. I recall @gomark saying once that it looks like they're holding a slice of pizza.
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@5tevieM (i mean all completely terrible obviously, grading it isn’t massively useful is it) (i hope you’re having a wonderful time!) (our main sponsor - big brackets - said we couldn’t go this year)
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g°mĂrk@gomark·
@5tevieM and yet still the leaf-munching stegosaurus to the “I do a comedy podcast” velociraptor
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Stevie Martin@5tevieM·
hey if you’re a reviewer, and you’re reviewing a show, don’t wait for the comedian after their show and try and chat to them. It’s weird! God bless x
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German word for that zen gap when dinner needs 20min more oven time and you’ve already washed the other 11 pans that got you here
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“I will die on this hill, just don’t tell anyone I did”
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but my horse loves it, I only have to thrash him when he behaves like a horse
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g°mĂrk@gomark·
equestrian gets to be a sport when every other sport has its core equipment - the ball, the javelin, the racquet - controlled remotely by a sentient, frightened and very depressed AI
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thinking about moving to Florida after I let myself die y/n
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