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We are so back.

Katılım Şubat 2009
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
@alfie_stirling and that assumes living near a walkable big shop, not your only option being a Local or Express.
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Alfie Stirling@alfie_stirling·
When pay runs out before the end of the week, it's irrelevant whether the next thing you need costs 50p or £50. Before getting in an arithmetic tangle over 50p>0, pause instead on what you would do if one week you had to choose between feeding your kids or brushing their teeth.
LBC@LBC

"You're telling me people in this country can't afford a 50p toothbrush?" "Yes." @NickFerrariLBC is in disbelief at the Joseph Rowntree Foundation's latest study into the cost of living.

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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
@WD1878 🙋‍♀️🫡
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celi🪽@j7bes·
THE WAY EVERYONES FIGHTING IN THE BACK WHILE HES PRAYING😭😭
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
@TreborRhurbarb Genuinely annoyed me that they got their shit together for that
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Obviously I was completely appalled by the disgraceful scenes of Argentinians fighting at the full time whistle. And then I was even more appalled when they didn't do it again during the guard of honour before collecting their medals. That would've been serious box office 😭
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
I have never done a post that good. I've never even scored 27 goals in a season.
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
If you're that talented, I think it's pretty rude to reveal you're also funny.
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
He's so good at this.
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kippax637@kippax637·
@samwhyte As a City fan, I still remember the 2001/02 season as one of the best ever. Up there with most of our recent seasons. I can't think of any Blue who would have a bad word for him. Some achievement considering what fickle bastards most fans are.
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
The genuine sadness at death of Kevin Keegan is palpable, which is all any of us can hope to achieve in life.
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
Everyone ripping a bong with their morning coffee before completing their 8 contracted hours of work before noon.
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
If anyone quit selling drugs in 2020 it's because they were burnt out from the excess custom.
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
An ep of @trashfuturepod mentioned a film plot line of a drug dealer jacking it in during covid. In reality I was chatting to a weed driver in lockdown who was saying "I'm absolutely run off my feet - everyone's working from home and realised they can do their jobs baked".
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
I superficially enjoyed this World Cup, but the stench of corruption was impossible to ignore. You couldn't give yourself over to so tainted a spectacle if you tried.
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Sam Whyte@samwhyte·
@Bernstein Always like this. Probably not even their most Like This side.
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"Reminiscent of the Spain of 2010". You can just say "shit boring", lads.
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