Sam Whyte

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@SoundDave1981 @IanATP He'll be knocking on a bit for that

@IanATP @samwhyte Yeah, it's in a book. What he did was he faked his own death so that he could work undercover for the Hong Kong police, infiltrating drugs gangs and the Triads.

Muuum, he's trying to educate me about Chuck Norris.

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

@TheGaryLambert We don't need to eat those. We simply don't.

@samwhyte I think so.

Beer cheese soup though!

@SoundDave1981 I really don't think I'd get anything out of Chuck Norris films.

@samwhyte Why did you say have you seen Bruce Lee fight Chuck Norris in 'Enter the Dragon'? He fights Bob Wall in both, but Norris is only in 'Way of the Dragon'

@ChipsyYCFC Oh, virtually identical. I think it does add a bit of depth.

@samwhyte I was going to say I think I’ll make it like that next time. Dark chocolate sometimes ends up in it so that would be similar

@TheGaryLambert And the rocky mountain oysters are bollocks aren't they.

@samwhyte If it’s oysters, no. But if it’s firm, I’ll give it a go through curiosity.

@WsagSyz Certainly nothing else I'll like.

@samwhyte I’ll level There’s not much else 😂

@ChipsyYCFC Oh, I put cocoa in chilli anyway, so I'd probably like it.

@samwhyte skylinechili.com Supppsed to have cinnamon, cocoa, etc in

@TheGaryLambert I'm past the age where I need to prove myself with brains and shit, but certainly, like, chilli and cinnamon rolls.

@samwhyte I’d have a go at a lot of the mad shit.

@TheGaryLambert The biscuits and gravy gravy I'm not sure about at all. About half of them sound amazing but the other, offally, half truly awful.

@samwhyte Fuck it! I’m in regardless. This is not a time for standing on the boundaries of being northern.

@SoundDave1981 Solid ground though

@samwhyte Connecticut with the Steamed Hams

@Watching_events UH-HUH

@samwhyte Battered and deep-fried. Bloody hell.

@ChipsyYCFC Unless it's covering some vile special ingredient.

@samwhyte Absolutely would. Also, Skyline Chilli sounds excellent

@TheGaryLambert If it's that thick beige gravy that Americans have they could've snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

@samwhyte Hot Beef Sundae and Gravy Bread sound made for winning.

@IamCarrieagain The cherry on top.

@samwhyte As if the physical and emotional abuse wasn't enough!

@WsagSyz I can stand the memes. They're what I know.

@samwhyte Chuck Norris cannot be taught. The only way to learn is to be punched BY Chuck Norris and that ALWAYS equals instant death. The Norris Paradox

@IamCarrieagain The final insult, that.

@samwhyte I had to watch fecking Walker, Texas Ranger on Sky One on a Friday night because dad loved it. One of his many faults