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CAVS! INDIANS!! and then there’s the Browns

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The words of the day are FORTUNATE, BLESSED, and GRATEFUL
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@The_Real_Moj Yall still salty about that hockey game?? 😂😂
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@RachelKryshak And here you are still crying about a game that happened last month
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Rachel Kryshak@RachelKryshak·
A whole bunch of Americans talked a whole lotta nonsense to Canadians, only to lose the game widely known as America’s pastime. Perhaps, nobody owns any sport and sport is there for everyone to enjoy. What a story for Venezuela - 10% implied odds to win the WBC. True underdogs🐶
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@ekun_II So you spent all that money for a luxury vacation only to get the cheapest worst airline available?!!
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EKÙN II🐯🐅(Tiger de 2nd)
I will not send you guys DMs; I will make it public. My family has been planning this vacation for over 9 months. We paid for our suite on the cruise for a family of 5, totaling upwards of $7,000. We are supposed to arrive at the harbor by 2 p.m., with the ship sailing at 4. We booked a super-early flight that cost a little over $1,400, and I paid $240 for extra luggage. For this vacation, my wife and I cleared our calendars, with a running cost of at least $30,000 for the whole week. Last night we tried to check in but realized the flight was overbooked, and even after checking in, we weren’t assigned seat numbers. I also paid $80 for remote parking at DFW for 6 days, just for convenience. We told my wife we had to get to the airport. Our flight was at 6:30 a.m., so we left home at 3:30 a.m. and arrived before 5 a.m. The first attendant told us there weren’t enough flight attendants, so the flight was cancelled. We spoke to another one, who said it was a weather issue in Miami. What I know is that the flight went to Miami, but because it was overbooked, they randomly cancelled some passengers. What upsets me most is that my wife warned me about this airline. Also, my son is supposed to turn 9 on Wednesday, all of that is gone. Royal Caribbean did not refund our money. My children’s spring break and my son’s birthday have been ruined just because we booked with Spirit Airlines.
Spirit Airlines@SpiritAirlines

@ekun_II We're sorry this has been your experience. It's not what we aim for! Send us a DM, and we'd be happy to help out.

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@BFW Maybe listen to the people from that area instead of just what you think you know
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Another guy said Pittsburgh but I don’t think so. I think he’s saying it because penguins have been good but pirates have stunk. But historically that city loves the Pirates.
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I need examples of a US city with at least three pro sports teams where the NHL team is top two in fandom in the city. Boys here said Detroit, DC and Tampa. I think I’ll give them DC and Tampa, but contest Detroit. Some guys said Minnesota, I think Twins are bigger than Wild.
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@BFW Penguins
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Snowball@TheSnowboll·
@AyushiiDoshiii Wrong question: Why are we even running? Walking the same distance provides the same (or more) advantages, with much lower downsides (knee damage).
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Adv. Ayushi Doshi@AyushiiDoshiii·
I genuinely don’t get the concept of paying to run a marathon. 🤣 Like you can literally wake up, step outside, and run the same 5 km for free. No entry fee, no registration, nothing. Someone please explain what exactly we’re paying for here.😭
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@DeyarWins @EVCircles You will NEVER find a guy that wants to get a Ferrari change to a Plaid it’s just not going to happen
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Changes everything actually. A model s plaid is faster, can drive itself, cheaper to maintain, more comfortable, and is actually driven. Most Ferarri owners never take out their Ferrari. Maintenance is 10k each service, can’t drive itself, and will have infinitely more issues down the road. A model 3 P can go faster around tracks too. Just a matter of time till battery efficiency catches up.
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@skumWgmi Gotta know how to play your hand
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After 3 years of unemployment, my friend finally got a job offer today. He politely asked for a slight pay increase to be paid a competitive market rate..... THEY RESCINDED HIS OFFER...
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@CurttiMagurtti Eating like a child not even willing to try something new cause you’ve clearly never tried them
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@ceraliza So you want to clean the room yourself or???
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@blloyd8298 What’s everyone’s obsession with hating on things that are popular to seem edgy ?
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@Tuke_16 @ponderlest Okay? that’s an issue for highways engineers (and American roads are infamously badly designed) but your job as a licensed vehicle operator is to obey all posted signs whether you agree with them or not
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I genuinely don’t understand the appeal of cruises. Being on a massive boat with tiny rooms for a week, with a bunch of strangers, all out in the middle of nowhere with nothing but water around you the whole time. That sounds awful to me.
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@MVielhaber I can explain it. It’s simply none of your concern
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Mike Vielhaber@MVielhaber·
I just went for a walk around the neighborhood. Six homes had the air conditioning running. It’s 53°. Can anyone explain this to me? Open a window? And don’t tell me something about air quality. The AQI is 27. Nearly perfect.
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@eurofounder This is rage bait right? Please say yes
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My daughter got a job offer from Tesla "Papa, it's $250k a year and I'll work on autonomous driving!" I sighed "You have only a bachelor's degree. You are not qualified to work on anything" She started showing me the offer letter I closed the laptop "You will do your masters. Then a traineeship at a respectable German company. Then we can talk" "But dad, my friend moved to the US with just a bachelor's and already makes over $300k..." "And does your friend have a recognised European postgraduate qualification?" She didn't answer Case closed In Europe we educate first and work later That's why our companies are built to last
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