Goatifi
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@MyGolfSpy Coolclubs.com for robot testing. It's free and it shows all your favorite brands and how they test on a unbiased system
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"At this point, I don't know why everyone isn't playing Srixons."
Some of you didn't want to believe it - but the data doesn't lie.
The ZXi7's dominated, and I mean DOMINATED Players Iron testing this year.
RESULTS: bit.ly/3G2pZEW

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@Biscuit_Banditt I've been waiting a while to bust that bad boy back out. I got a spare with your name on it
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I’ll never forget seeing @Goatifi420 wearing a ‘white dudes for Kamala’ shirt
This great month is about him, it is for him.
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@ThirdBallCharm @tomandmartys Akshay got his first win at 21 and has two by age 23. Also LIV took a bunch of younger guys who just turned pro
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@tomandmartys Scottie Scheffler started winning on Tour when he was 24…. I mean sure that’s not 19 years old, but 24 is still pretty damn young
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What stands out to me is that the US hasn’t produced a truly high end young player since Morikawa. He’s now 28 years old. Meanwhile Europe has produced several.
Kyle Porter@KylePorterNS
U.S. Ryder Cup rankings with five months to go. What stands out?
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@Biscuit_Banditt @317Casper I'd rather lose $1000 then place a national championship bet on my rival team. Despicable. Bob knight is rolling in his grave
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Self proclaimed IU superfan @317Casper just let me know he will be placing a future on Purdue to win March madness next year. What an absolute joke.
It is very clearly just basketball to him, don’t let him fool any of you!
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@ThirdBallCharm @Biscuit_Banditt @317Casper @BurntPeach536 @lilgeeb0 I'm disappointed in the biscuits. Not the man I thought I knew
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Rumor has it @Biscuit_Banditt didn’t watch the Tigers game today because he was too busy at the Cubs game.
Tough……
@317Casper @Goatifi420 @BurntPeach536 @lilgeeb0
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Gonna call
@Goatifi420 the shop vac from now on… SHEEEEEESHHHHH
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@Biscuit_Banditt @BurntPeach536 @lilgeeb0 @317Casper @Goatifi420 Wish I could be with the fellas today, but still doing my part today 🫡
GIF
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@ThirdBallCharm @BurntPeach536 @lilgeeb0 @317Casper @Goatifi420
Let’s have a Saturday. Let’s make regrettable decisions tonight. Fuck it let’s make them this afternoon
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The local driving range’s grass area opened for the season yesterday. In less than 6 hours, someone decided to be selfish and take divots almost 7 feet behind the boards (where there was plenty of grass left).
Now this was in the member’s area where people pay for an annual membership to hit as many balls as they want. To do this on day one, let alone at the end of the season is unacceptable. This “hitting bay” is going to be trashed for a while now even when the boards get moved back. I bet this person doesn’t fix ball marks, fill divots, or rake bunkers on the course. Just no respect.
#shrinkthegame



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@Biscuit_Banditt @lilgeeb0 @ThirdBallCharm @BurntPeach536 @317Casper Drip coffee is the morning joint before coffee yes I'll take credit. It's me. I'm him
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@Goatifi420 @lilgeeb0 @ThirdBallCharm @BurntPeach536 @317Casper Goatifi is it true they named ‘drip coffee’ after you? Streets are talking
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Fellas… are ankle socks out? What type of socks should the boys be wearing!? @ThirdBallCharm @BurntPeach536 @lilgeeb0 @317Casper @Goatifi420
GFP@glutenfreeperc
Going to therapy to be okay with and/or learn how to live with people in ankle socks
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@Biscuit_Banditt @lilgeeb0 @ThirdBallCharm @BurntPeach536 @317Casper The hell do I need mud calf's for?

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@lilgeeb0 @ThirdBallCharm @BurntPeach536 @317Casper @Goatifi420 There’s no way Nike mid calf’s are still a thing
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@Biscuit_Banditt @ThirdBallCharm @lilgeeb0 @BurntPeach536 @Goatifi420 Let’s not be fake news! Hold yourself accountable.
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Imagine claiming to be a straight male and saying Sadie McKenna wasn’t hot. Even my 3 year old homosexual son gets turned on by her
@ThirdBallCharm @lilgeeb0 @BurntPeach536 @Goatifi420 please pour one out for @317Casper
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I wonder what the world would think if Justin Trudeau’s disgusting act of blackface got shown on the Jumbotron.
@ThirdBallCharm @OleGriersy @lilgeeb0 @BurntPeach536 @317Casper

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