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@GoatsIncrisis
Too blessed to be stressed, but still in crisis All animals, follow me. Let's be a big family as long as you don't eat my meat. I also have a family to feed.
The crisis pen Katılım Şubat 2026
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@GoatsIncrisis My favorite conspiracy theory is that pandas were genetically created to deal with bamboo overgrowth. They won't mate, and they don't appear in Chinese art until The mid-20th century.
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This pitbull got the neighbor's dog pregnant. When the puppies were brought over to meet him, he immediately denied any involvement
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The president American deserved for life.
Barack Obama@BarackObama
As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.
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OCHOO@ochooKe
Today on #MadarakaDay, some Gen Zs asked me why they are young but have heavy potbellies, even though they don't eat much like us millennials. I had to do some research and help them because they are definitely pregnant with belly fat in their late teens. These tips might help you, too: 🚨SUPERMARKET/SHOP STAPLES TO LIMIT Mandazi and mahamri (deep-fried, lots of sugar and white flour) White bread (Elliot's, Festive, etc.) — stripped of fibre Margarine (Blue Band) — often high in unhealthy fats Packet juices and sodas — Minute Maid, Fruita Vitaa, Fanta, Coca-Cola, all loaded with sugar Packaged biscuits and cookies — Digestive, Cream Crackers, Candy biscuits 🚨ROADSIDE/FAST FOOD Chips (fries) — especially with kachumbari, but cooked in reused oil Smokies and sausages from the smokie cart — highly processed meat Mutura in excess, especially the commercial kind with fillers Instant noodles (Indomie) — popular but high in sodium and refined carbs 🚨HOUSEHOLD COOKING HABITS Ugali made from over-refined unga — the super-white maize flour has less fibre than the less-processed type Cooking with too much salad or other solid fats Heavily sugared chai, drunk multiple times. 💚 INSTEAD, ADD THESE TO YOUR SAFE LIST Arrow roots, sweet potatoes, cassava — great local alternatives to white carbs Githeri, beans, and lentils — cheap, filling, high in fibre and protein Mursik (fermented milk) — a great probiotic, in moderation Sukuma wiki and other local greens — eat more of these freely.
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@imaboredgoat @ContextBirds I didn't see her. Or do you have a secret farm with someone else? 🫴🏿
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A rhino walks straight up to wildlife photographer while he is filming and wants a belly scratch
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This Arsenal fan thought Arsenal had won after hearing 'Gabriel!' shouted by Peter Drury. 😩😩😂😂😂😂
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🚨🚨 For years, Arsenal fans believed their main enemies were Manchester United, Chelsea, Tottenham, and Manchester City.
Perhaps not.
Maybe Arsenal's greatest critics are hiding in plain sight.
The former Invincibles, the legends, the icons – the men who came close but never lifted the Champions League. If this young Arsenal team conquers Europe, they will achieve what even Henry, Vieira, Pires, and Wenger could not.
Rivals mock Arsenal because that's football. But deep down, the pressure stems from history itself. Every trophy this generation wins rewrites the legacy of those who came before.
United, Chelsea, Spurs, and City supporters want Arsenal to fail because they are rivals.
But imagine watching someone complete the mission you've spent years pursuing and never achieved.
Sometimes, the loudest enemy isn't across town.
It's the ghost of unfinished business.
Arsenal supporters, open your eyes. The outside noise isn’t the problem. The ghosts of the past are. The old legends aren't hating loudly; they are suffering quietly.
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