Johnny Lockjaw

@DaveOCKOP 💩

Sum it up.

@TouchlineX If it’s easy, how do you explain coming in second 3 seasons in a row? 🤔

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Arsenal fan: "This has been easy. It was never in doubt. Winning this league? It's too easy." — ViaPlay

@DaveOCKOP @Mobyhaque1 Somewhere between 8-11.

@Mobyhaque1 Where are we gonna finish next season if it continues like this?

We spent over £400M last summer but it feels like this summer we've more work to do than ever. If Alisson leaves, we really need to consider if we are prepared long term. We've no energy in midfield and lack creativity from full backs that we had before. Most worrying is the side don't seem to be giving it their all, simple as that. We can't even concentrate correctly, allowing opposition players run free, take free shots and go unopposed for goal scoring moments. That performance is giving me Stoke 2015 vibes, as mentioned. We can sign every player in the world but if we won't make that hard run, close that player in time, show enough aggression we can forget about it.

@Slotoholic No. He should be sacked tonight.

Are you still confident that Arne Slot can turn things around? 🤔

@LFC @HafeezRahmanJHB Draw incoming.

Our team to take on Aston Villa 👊 #AVLLIV

@pizzy_kay The fact that this man appears nowhere in your pyramid tells me you should probably start over.

🚨🎙 PYRAMID OF THE GREATEST MANAGERS OF ALL TIME Thoughts...

@Slotoholic 1 or 2. We will limp to the finish. This team is soulless.

Liverpool’s remaining fixtures: Aston Villa [A] Brentford [H] How many points out of a possible six? 🤔

@JamesPearceLFC @TheAthleticFC “You know what we should do when we get a lead? Back off. Play deep.” Time after time after time the opponent equalizes. Awful management and tactics.

Liverpool haven't built on going in front and sections of Anfield growing restless. Fans unhappy about Slot's side backing off and letting Chelsea knock it around.

@Polikarpov_I5 @TheConnorPils “Well, he really hit the shit out of that one, didn’t he?” - Crash Davis 😂

@TheConnorPils Wow, crossed his catch up on purpose? "Charlie, here comes the duce. And when you speak of me, speak of me well"

Framber Valdez just isn’t a good dude. No place in baseball for any of this shit.

@DaveOCKOP 💩

Sum it up.

@MenInBlazers @RorySmith For the neutral, it was a great match to watch. But the “greatest” is entirely subjective. For me, nothing beats Istanbul. Second to that was the gem at Anfield against Barca. Others will disagree.

𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲'𝐬 𝐏𝐒𝐆 𝐯 𝐁𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐌𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞?? An excerpt from @RorySmith's Correspondent Newsletter (free to read) ⬇️ "It is not especially controversial to suggest that this was the best game of the season... By some combination of the scoreline, the stakes, the quality of the players on show and the nature of both teams’ approaches – the harnessing of extraordinary individual brilliance in the name of collective strategy – guarantee that. A better question is whether it should be regarded as the greatest Champions League game of all time. There is no shortage of candidates for that title, obviously: the 2005 final, now known by the shorthand ‘Istanbul’; Barcelona’s remontada against PSG in 2017; the meeting between Manchester United and Real Madrid, in 2003, the match that reportedly convinced Roman Abramovich to buy Chelsea. Those sorts of questions do not have answers, obviously. They exist, instead, for the two reasons that everything exists: to give people something to talk about that is not their feelings and/or fears, and so that media publications – both legacy and digital – can feel the fleeting warmth of a few hundred eyeballs. Attempting to work out where Tuesday exists in that hierarchy is both theoretical and meaningless. There are no objective criteria that can be used to judge it relative to Tottenham’s comeback against Ajax in 2019 or Inter’s victory against Barcelona in the semifinal last year. It is all a matter of context, of taste. Spurs’ win, as an example, was far more dramatic. It was not nearly as technically accomplished. It was that, perhaps, that stood out most on Tuesday: the sense that we were watching a form of football so pure that after a while it started to feel almost like a different sport, one played according to much the same rules but with startlingly different rewards. Both teams seemed to have a different understanding of risk to the accepted standard, different definitions of virtue and strength, wildly outlandish ideas about what they should be trying to do." Read MORE in the full issue of The Correspondent 📫: mibcourage.co/4n1YPiz

@QofAnfield 4, maybe 5.

How many points can we get from these fixtures👇🏻

@JohnWight1 He’s clearly still holding a knife despite being told to drop it, you bellend.

This is outrageous. The guy is clearly incapacitated on the ground, having rightfully and thankfully been tased, yet two police officers are repeatedly kicking him in the head. Who do they think they are: members of the IDF?

@MenInBlazers Yes. It’s bothersome.

Is this Arsenal/Atleti commentary way ahead of the action for everyone? 🤔

@Neccccy When you approach police brandishing a weapon and you refuse to drop it, you forfeit your right to be treated gently when they disarm you.

Do you think the police were right to do this to a terrorist with a knife who had just stabbed 2 people? Yes or No?

@KelliePhoenix @TRobinsonNewEra After they stab someone and fail to drop their weapon as instructed, yes.

@TRobinsonNewEra Wow, police are allowed to kick people in the face in the UK?

This is the moment the terrorist is taken down after stabbing two Jewish people in Golders Green. This is England 2026. Union Flag flying proudly by British Jews as an invader scum who likely hates everything British, attacks them!

@piersmorgan Might want to get past ATM first.

Not proper football. Way too aggressive. Leakier than sieves. Arteta’s Attritional Arsenal will grind down either of them.

@cagiago_ Excellent call.

Most boring 1-1 ever

@LFC_SA_1892 @Mehm456 @Slotoholic Which makes it even more likely that we’ll lose to Villa. 😂

@Mehm456 @Slotoholic Our game against Villa comes 3 days before the Europa League Final. If Villa get there (and given they’ll have secured top 5 by then), they’ll be resting everyone against us.

Liverpool’s remaining 4 fixtures: Manchester United (A) Chelsea (H) Aston Villa (A) Brentford (H) How many points out of 12 do you see Liverpool getting? 🤔