Gott Ist Ein Ringkämpfer

Coming back onto the God forsaken bird app to celebrate that I’ve outlived Legacy.

@TWMChrisStrike @PowellAshleigh_ You're welcome.

@PowellAshleigh_ I'm 67.7% certain the reason why @GoddamnBateman & I get along as well as we do was due to him introducing me to his finances guy.

@TWMChrisStrike @ChuckBMatthews Good things happen when you listen to me.

@ChuckBMatthews It’s been my ambition since I started the school. Finally built all the right connections and have the capital to do it. Once again, the joys of having the same accountant as @GoddamnBateman paying off.

Well, there is still a lot of things to take care of and family matters come first but come Spring...I’ll be taking on a new class of students once again. Twelve, to be exact. The Star Hill Project can finally be put into play.

@hitsomebody_ You wouldn't know what good hair looks like since you've only run your greasy, malformed mitts through the hair of Dollar Tree whores at a fifty percent discount.

@GoddamnBateman And your hair looks like you use walmart shampoo, bitch.

Who.. Who do I root for?

@ChuckBMatthews @ViviRobichaud I’m having flashbacks to the EMPIRE name being used after I left a company, as though I didn’t own the trademark, and other members of said faction opening business ventures with said trademarked name. My accountant was a busy man that year.

@ViviRobichaud Shhh. Don't point out that I'm getting a sweet little paycheck out of this event.

You mean the day you were too stupid to divest the company from the conglomerate that Chuck owns, thereby still making him money for most of the year? Thanks for reminding me why I quit, you empty-headed fuckwit.

@SouthernClosure @ViviRobichaud Sacrilege.

@GoddamnBateman @ViviRobichaud Because price isn't the only determining factor to quality, dear. Besides, it's comfortable.

I wonder, though, if any of the other mothers on my timeline have had to deal with--or if it's just me on account of who I'm married to. My 3-year-old daughter looked at someone else's purse today and said, "Knock offs... gross." I'm blaming @GoddamnBateman for this one.

@SouthernClosure @ViviRobichaud AGAIN? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?

@GoddamnBateman @ViviRobichaud ...ahm, dear? Love of my life? Dearest husband and father of my children? You're wearing Old Navy right now. Shush.

@ViviRobichaud @SouthernClosure No child born of my loins will tolerate low end garments or accessories.

@SouthernClosure @GoddamnBateman This is going to be my niece one day.

@SouthernClosure @GeorgieRRC @RSGLemke @AMCar998 #OOC It is. Chris handled Exile, William's first friend way back in the day.

@GeorgieRRC @RSGLemke @AMCar998 #OOC ...who? (I think this was before my time.)

@GeorgieRRC @RSGLemke @AMCar998 #ooc UGH THIS ASSHOLE

@ViviRobichaud If it’s worth it? Everything.

What fucking more do I have to do? How much more do I have to give?

Oh really?

@HENNYHeartache Of course, you don’t. Although now, I almost regret not giving you the fight. I still would’ve beaten you-that’s a given. The fact that I’ll never get to see that moment of disappointment after the fact, when your kids see just how terrible you are compared to me? That hurts.

He says, like I wouldn’t have beaten him in less than five minutes if I was in the business of humoring charity cases like him.

@HENNYHeartache You can change your name, change your moniker or do whatever you like. You’ll always be Christian Kane to me. Just as disappointing then as you are now.

@HENNYHeartache Oh, Chrissy. If only you reached this much in the past, you would’ve actually been known as the face of the companies you had middling success in as opposed to being a footnote. Keep lying to yourself though. You’re great at it.

I told you that you would never get to fight me.