Goddess Jade 🕷️🖤

Manifesting a finsub who pays my rent and doubles as seating. Simple needs.

I don’t respect men. Like not even in the slightest 🥴

💀💀 these brokies are getting TOO comfortable. Your first mistake was subbing to a findommes OF. 🤦🏻‍♀️ And bro… you can go sub to someone that’s cheaper anytime. I understand but like don’t make it my fucking problem.

If an OF girl advertises being available 24/7 you’re not actually talking to her!! you’re talking to someone else, most likely 1 of 3 of her chatters, working in 8 hour shifts, usually based in the Philippines or another third world country being paid only around 20-30 USD a day.

Now THIS is how you get my attention 🤭 over the course of just a few days btw

New findommes: if they don’t send within the first 5 messages? They’re scamming you/are a time waster. Protect your time, stop giving these incels FREE MATERIAL

Does your family know that you’re into sending me money just for being pretty? 🤔

And no I will never lower my prices for someone who “doesn’t think it’s worth that much”. Content is a luxury and I wholeheartedly believe that it should be treated as such, it’s my body and I’ll charge what I want for it. ✨

Bro I love trolling the fake paypigs it’s so funny 😭 I got too much time on my hands

Tributes ARE - a token of appreciation - buying me dinner - sending money just because - buying me a nice set of lingerie - investing in my special interests Tributes ARE NOT - paying for a video I made - strøking to my content - paying me to do something

My new hot take is that d0mmes who can’t write or market without chatgpt will also fail to foster any kind of real d/s dynamics or creative scenes.

Who is gonna do it again? throne.com/jadehexxual

THIS is exactly how you wake me up 🤭

I was so nervous when I heard that Onlyfans was going to be mentioned on Euphoria. Seeing Sydney Sweeney as a baby with a pacifier in her mouth really confirmed it. Like we needed another reason to have OF be obliterated by the media.

How do I know my account is shadow banned? Well first of all I’m hot as fuck so zero likes is HIGHLY UNCOMMON

My whale subs account got nuked I literally fucking hate this app…

@greedybratnat LMFAOOOO I JUST SAW THIS RECENTLY you’re so funny

Sent nearly $15k to my "Goddess" and she turned out to be someone catfishing and using someone else's photos. I'm gutted and desperately needing a new Goddess who is actually real!

“Im not into findomme, but I’ll still serve you” just say you’re broke 👀 that’s literally ALL YOU HAVE TO DO.

Goodmorning 🖤 today is a good day for a double send, stop acting like you have ANY self control and just do it.