J & Goof

I'm back. Did anything happen while I was gone?

@Alphafox78 Ask Reginald Denny

Should you be able to legally drive through a mob if your life is in danger?

@amazon why the hell did you lock me out of my account for using my bank card that I've used on Amazon multiple times before just to buy a laptop? You freak out over every big purchase?

“Will anybody be able to police what Carlson says?” They accidentally said the quiet part out loud. They hate Tucker and Elon because they can’t police what they say. twitter.com/a_newsman/stat…

@elonmusk @CommunityNotes The election wasn't rigged or stolen. It was "fortified" with Zuck Bucks. February 2021: Time Magazine: time.com/5936036/secret…

@greg16676935420 None.

Thoughts?

@greg16676935420 15 of them will be chick's with onlyfans accts

If Elon ever deletes all the bots I’ll probably be down to 16 or 17 followers

@greg16676935420 Idk. Let me sleep on it.

If someone offered you a million dollars to stay awake for 24 hours straight, would you do it?

@historyinmemes ...and he continued reading to the class for another 15 minutes before being led away by his advisors.

At 4:31 AM, an unauthorized photo taken of Stalin inside of the Kremlin shows the very moment he was informed that Germany had began their invasion of the Soviet Union.

@AllGassed @mataneven They have great affection for land owners who rent out buildings or apartments to tenants.

We Love Landlords

I realized how fucked up my life is the other day when I was telling a girl that she will always be special to me because she was the first person I shot up with and I wouldn't have wanted anyone else to be the one to bang me that night. Fucking love in the apocalypse.

@DailyLoud She was an actress?

BREAKING: actress Amber Heard quits Hollywood and moves to Madrid.

@greg16676935420 From now?

Anyone who subscribes to me (for $1) in the next 11 minutes will get their profile picture drawn by me

Who tf talks like this? Besides me I mean.

@ianmiles @jrliberty2A Is that how the law is implemented in your make believe country of Malware-Asia?

@jrliberty2A Aiding and abetting in a felony is a felony.

I rarely boost drama but this guy’s meltdown at Matt Walsh and the rest of the internet is truly a sight to behold.

@greg16676935420 @zenbl0ck @elonmusk Is it on your sweater already?

@zenbl0ck @elonmusk Spaghetti

I am a different person for having met you There are no good & bad people How do I judge whether my life is better or worse off because of our interactions? The I, having never met you, never came to exist Yet I know that I have been changed by you & I am thankful for you Namaste

@LibertyCappy He has drugs

@greg16676935420 Bond

You find this laying on the sidewalk what’s the first thing you’re buying?