The Merovingian

Can a 29-year-old start all over again?

New thicker cut, who dis? Let us reintroduce our great flavour and new pack.

[ILLEGAL HANDLING AND MISUSE OF FIREARMS] It has been noted with serious concern a video circulating on social media depicting women allegedly handling and cocking firearms inside a house. From the video, it appears that the women may not be properly trained or authorised to handle firearms. The police therefore warns that the reckless handling and misuse of firearms pose a serious danger to both the individuals involved and members of the public. In terms of the Firearms Control Act 60 of 2000, any person handling or using a firearm must be legally authorised to do so and must be in possession of a valid firearm licence or permit where applicable. Firearm owners also have a legal responsibility to ensure that their firearms are not accessed or used by individuals who do not possess the necessary competency certificates or firearm licences. The registered owner of a firearm may face criminal charges if found to have allowed unauthorised persons access to the firearm. The implications may also be significant where the object involved is a toy gun, imitation firearm, or blank gun, particularly if it is used in a manner that creates fear, intimidation, or the reasonable perception that it is a real firearm. Police wish to remind members of the public that firearms are not toys and should never be used recklessly, displayed irresponsibly, or handled for entertainment purposes, including for social media content. The public is urged to act responsibly and to report any illegal possession, misuse, or reckless handling of firearms to the nearest police station or anonymously through the Crime Stop number 08600 10111.

Dinangwe how much is your electricity. Dinangwe how much does it cost to maintain your lawn. Dinangwe how is your pool so blue. Dinangwe how much mileage does your Range Rover have... Grown men who lead households. Yeah money has power.

On our way to a family gathering, we stopped for refreshments. I bought myself a quarter leg and got him some mini pies. Since I was driving, I had to finish my chicken before we continued with the journey. The whole time he kept asking if I was enjoying it. I said yes and even offered him some but he declined. The moment we arrived at his family home, this man stood before his people and announced that I had single-handedly devoured an entire chicken and chewed all the bones for decoration. The family believed every word. I will not be leaving him. No. My revenge will be calculated, elegant and painfully sweet.

MEN, please be honest! Would this be enough for you? Would you live comfortably?

I am realizing how much I cannot stand an unhelpful man.

first in my bloodline to question religion

I won’t judge you, what’s the most evil thing you’ve done 🤞🏽😂

Monna wao kwata kwata,haikhona.

explain your username.

Les hommes célibataires qui vivent seuls, sans femme ni copine… vous faites quoi les soirs quand vous êtes seul dans votre appart ?

Not true. Most men won’t do this. And the ones who do are almost always the could-be-gays. It’s hard for women to understand how off-limits sexual topics are among men. The boys don’t get together and hash out every detail of a sexual encounter like the girls do. I might mention to a close friend if I slept w a girl, but maybe not, and the conversation never goes beyond surface level. Guys have more important things to occupy themselves with. Like forgetting birthdays and never asking what each other actually does for a living.

Drake named his album Iceman. That is the name of an Ice Making business in Toronto. He used their factory for some of the promo videos. In one video he is even driving their branded truck in the busy streets of Toronto. Free Promo to a 30 year old family business. Just because he liked their name and decided to attach it to the Rap Album of the year. Their website has gotten an unimaginable amount of traffic. There is not even a single Spaza Shop in Compton that benefited from "Not Like Us".