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Canon life events: -birth -some bullshit -death

@Mphod0lsk1 Eish I hear you I went to coach the other day thinking I was doing the most but the sales lady said Mpho was getting the same bag in different colours cause she couldn’t decide💔

I’m tired of buying coach bags 💔

I dont need you to believe it,just want you to know it and remember it because what i said will be my reality. That will be the day u # hate

@PhutiSemenya14 And the only estate that should give you sleepless nights is Cornwall hill estate and Val die Vie Estate😭😭😭

Going to Waterfall/Hazelwood/Serengeti makes you want to work harder. Which estate gives you sleepless nights or inspire you?

@PhutiSemenya14 Hazelwood will make you ask yourself when did they ship that car to South Africa

Just found out Calvin Klein is gay. I've been paying double the price my whole life for underwear with a gay man's name on it.

@zynnitta_true This Liyemas house tho?

Simple life

@ilySalt To clarify the white guy lied and said he was throwing things

Jasontheween & Plaqueboymax just got kicked out of their seats at the England vs Norway match after getting into a heated altercation with two England fans 😳

@tripplsett_ Holy chete mane

fairs

@Tanaja017Tanaja @scubaryan_ okay

@Godzilla_1509 @scubaryan_ Or what?

PlaqueBoyMax recreated George Picken’s iconic Draft Day video after finding out he was selected to be in Streamer University 😭

@Tanaja017Tanaja @scubaryan_ OMG STFU

@scubaryan_ He refuses to be himself

@Raindropsmedia1 Fairs

Big Meech accused of putting a woman in his Rolls-Royce trunk after running out of space. 👀

@cometwtf Goat

A 28 year old paid $18,000 to invent 4 MILLION fake customers. JPMorgan paid her $175 MILLION without checking a single name. Then paid another $100 MILLION for the lawyers who put her in prison. > Charlie Javice founded Frank in 2017 at 24 years old. > A platform that helped college students apply for financial aid. It worked. Just not at the scale she was about to claim. > By 2019 she was on Forbes 30 Under 30 and by 2021 JPMorgan wanted to acquire her. > The bank offered $175 MILLION but on one condition: prove you have the customers you say you have. > Frank had fewer than 300,000 real users. > Javice paid a data science professor $18,000 to generate a list of 4.25 MILLION fake students. Fake names, fake emails, fake birthdates and even fake income levels. > JPMorgan signed the check without verifying a single one. > She personally walked away with $29 MILLION and a managing director title at the largest bank in America. > Then JPMorgan tried to send marketing emails to Frank's supposed 4 MILLION customers. > 70% bounced. > An engineering director testified that the week before the deal closed, Javice asked him to help fabricate the numbers. > He refused and she told him: "We don't want to end up in orange jumpsuits." > She was arrested in 2023. While out on $2 MILLION bail awaiting trial, she became a Pilates instructor in South Florida. > In March 2025 a jury convicted her on all four counts bank fraud, securities fraud, wire fraud, and conspiracy. > Sentenced to 85 months in federal prison and was ordered to pay $287.5 MILLION in restitution. > Then the final twist. Because the acquisition contract had made her a JPMorgan employee, the bank was legally required to cover her entire legal bill. It exceeded $100 MILLION. > The judge told JPMorgan they had "a lot to blame themselves" for not checking before signing. Then sentenced her anyway. She paid $18,000 to fake 4 MILLION customers and sold the lie to the largest bank in America. JPMorgan paid $175 MILLION for the company. Then $100 MILLION for the lawyers who sent her to prison.

@nicekicks @Pharrell @LouisVuitton I wish I had coins when Virgil was still around man 🫩

Pharrell previewed a new skate-inspired shoe, the Louis Vuitton SS27 Combi 🛹

@evrbdwtchus Ball knower

Cleveland Browns WR Isaiah Bond co-sign Plaqueboymax new song "Thong Song"

@traedaniel_ @beyoncegarden Looney Tunes ass car 🤣🤣

@beyoncegarden Looney Tunes ass car 🤣

this childish ass car i’m in tears😭

@nkulunge1 Quad exhaust pipes just look better😭

Why am I more interested in the S3 than the RS3

@HDeSouzaysnu @Kokoleo_zn No grootman you need to tap in with the youth. Your nephews will be in awe if they saw you in travis Scott’s than those big ass McQueens🤣🤣🤣

Options for my birthday month Please help ,Which one goes in hard ?

@Kokoleo_zn Get the olives but consider the reverse mochas and they hold value. Those guccis look tacky