Goethe Reinhard🥐

@HikiPTG >he doesn't get free cheesy bread

no, pizza place, i am not interested in joining a rewards program. the day i'm whipping out my pizza rewards card to get points is the day i'm hanging myself from the ceiling fan

@tafphorisms You have many volunteers, certainly.

Unemployed. Pushing 30. Forced to squish my own face because I can’t afford a face squisher.

@ArtisanAles1 Nevermind pressreader.com/usa/the-washin…

@ArtisanAles1 Anyone have the article not on a paywall?

The solution was Trump, but they will never admit that.

@ramzpaul I sure wish trump didn't preside over those particularly terrible years on the chart from 2021-2024 when the reserves were half drained due to his stupidity.

Trump is stupid enough to drain it until the salt caverns collapse. And good luck making new ones with our DEI population.

@extradeadjcb It's the spic map

Interestingly, this is not quite The Map

@HikiPTG It stands to... UnRavel you

after german composers are finished i'm making the executive decision to do french, which i promise is only like 40% debussy. maybe 50%

@KDKARadio I assume the black child rapists and murderers and illegal alien mexican DUI food poisoners and illiterate alien truck driver wreckers are free to go while you pursue the can thief.

The Rochester Police Department in Beaver County is asking for help identifying this theft suspect at a local Sheetz. Anyone with any information is asked to call 724-775-1100

@tafphorisms You'll be better and more restrictive one day, don't worry.

People are always disappointed to discover my politics are pretty moderate. I just think your voting power should be directly inverse to the money you receive from the government. I would disenchranchise single mothers on SNAP, boomers on Medicare and Elon Musk. Otherwise I’m secular, socially liberal and open to economic regulations!

You can tell how well someone knows me based on how racist they think I am.

@sergeantkipling Let a man eat orphan hooker plutonium in peace.

Something light to help you chase down what I posted yesterday. This is an oldie but a goodie

@tafphorisms More of this please.

@haruharuAniaka2 よくもそんなことが言えますね。

ヤニねこの獣人の中でまともなのはカンサイネコと妹ちゃんくらい

@CaudilloXIV Tyranny, racism

so much for the free speech app

@HikiPTG They gained the technology

"women could wear pants" as the first one lmfao

@darkslidemagick @found_it_funny That assumes that organisms would not be adapted to those conditions, the bigger issues being the inherent chemical energy of rockets and such that would need to be much larger to escape orbit.

@Goethe_Reinhard @found_it_funny Producing electronics on a large enough scale for radio broadcast may actually not be feasible on a high gravity world. Mining the resources alone becomes several times more hard and dangerous in high gravity

@CigsMake Do not give things to vagrants

Only East Coasters understand the universal experience of grabbing a Wawa hoagie at 2 a.m., blacked-out drunk, and giving the homeless guy outside a cigarette

@WiseOldKing Hikari could fix myself

morning... I need this right now

@ahtralfie Come and see

The top comments on a Daily Mail article about Anders Breivik. If you spoke about an Islamist terrorist like this with a public profile, you’d be placed on police watchlists and referred to Prevent. These are just the *top* comments from Mail Online readers.

@sergeantkipling Congratulations 🎉

Update: I was banned from r/comics and they accused me of being a nazi in the comments

Redditors are fascinating creatures