Kipling

@ShitpostRock I’m not even on the list

Artist Username tier list

@beetlemoses that’s tuff

@mullinsverse You are not ensouled.

artist "enjoys" giving their art to chatgpt so they can cuck themselves instead of a stranger doing it first

@sergeantkipling This is great! Please sir, can I have some more?

I enjoy feeding my comics into the machine and seeing what comes out

@alpacaskreet Makuta Matata 🎶

2001 Bionicle Wigger Pig

@timerBELLER God works in mysterious ways

@dacorniest so true king

me asf

@_Pikampy I think it’s near this guy

@_Pikampy Can we geolocate the exact position of the 9/11 slop burger bench

@proudvendean171 Every day we stray further from God’s light

@sergeantkipling What could you have possibly told the machine...it looks too real; its so over

@Urbion6 The shittier the ms paint comic I use the better the results

@sergeantkipling Honesty love the surreal quality. Especially the statues behind the guys.

@DKrunks This is unironically what it’s like in there

The redditor gets scared and confused when the r/comics post doesn't involve women with huge planet defying breasts jiggling at one another and nothing else

@AureEntuluva14 One must imagine Sisyphus happy

@sergeantkipling Did he change his ways though?

@darkslidemagick The model is probably working off of thousands of stock images of happy food service workers, blissfully unaware of the wretched and despondent reality behind this human experience

@sergeantkipling why did the robot get rid of susan's doelike miserable gaze

@realchasecurtis Let him cook

@PlasmaticNinja Fair

@sergeantkipling Maybe this would be funny to me too but you didn’t include the original joke, fuckhead

Redditors are fascinating creatures

@Goethe_Reinhard Orphan hooker plutonium is a delicious string of words

@sergeantkipling Let a man eat orphan hooker plutonium in peace.

Something light to help you chase down what I posted yesterday. This is an oldie but a goodie

@HansAmsler33 One domino at a time. After we get FDA approval I have to convince an insurance company to pick up the food product liability. I think before we set our sights on the Goblin™️ suite of consumable goods I should first partner with a brewery to launch Boy Beer™️ nationwide

@sergeantkipling Once you.. ehem.. "persuade" the FDA with your enormous wealth, Goblin Bars could be the first piece of Kipling merch. They'd sell like hotcakes.

@HansAmsler33 Still waiting on FDA approval unfortunately

@sergeantkipling I want a Goblin Bar now.