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@TMBC_Kent @HelenGrantMP I can not believe the charges you want for an application to widen the dropped kerb outside my home by one stone. Then having to apply to @Kent_cc and pay them more too. Best part of £1000 before even a contractor is appointed. The work won't be that much

@ES_News_ I'm glad the officers have recovered well from their ordeal.

On 30 June 2025, two Metropolitan Police officers were called to what initially sounded like a "routine" domestic incident in Sidcup. A neighbour had reported a man assaulting his mother. When PC Adrienne Parmenter and her colleague arrived, the suspect was nowhere to be seen. With the situation appearing calm, they entered the address to help the victim gather her belongings. Then everything changed.... The suspect suddenly returned home. From the moment he walked in, his aggression was obvious. He shouted, swore, and made it clear he did not want police officers in his house. PC Parmenter later described him as the biggest man she had ever seen — physically imposing, highly agitated, and unpredictable. Sensing the risk escalating, she called for backup. But before additional units could arrive, the situation turned violent. As the officers attempted to detain him, the suspect launched a brutal assault. PC Parmenter was punched multiple times in the face, suffering deep lacerations before losing consciousness. While she lay on the ground, he kicked her in the face. Her colleague was also attacked. She was struck in the head, knocked unconscious, and then stamped on — sustaining serious injuries. Despite regaining consciousness, PC Parmenter tried to intervene and protect her colleague, but was struck again. Within moments, both officers were down, severely injured, and at the mercy of a violent offender. PC Benjamin Gregory and PC Jake Lodge arrived to what can only be described as a chaotic and harrowing scene. Without hesitation, they moved in. The suspect was restrained, taken to the ground, and handcuffed. But their work was far from over. Two colleagues lay nearby, both unconscious and covered in blood. While PC Lodge remained on the suspect to prevent any further threat, PC Gregory immediately began administering first aid. One of the officers was not breathing properly. He opened her airway, allowing her to breathe again, an action that would ultimately save her life. Both injured officers were rushed to hospital. PC Parmenter suffered significant facial injuries, including a deep laceration requiring stitches, as well as heavy bruising and a torn rotator cuff that continues to affect her mobility. Her colleague’s injuries were even more severe. She spent eight days in a major trauma ward and, like PC Parmenter, has been left with trauma-related amnesia and limited memory of the incident. In the background, Sgt Karen Cundy provided critical support. From attending the hospital to supporting families and coordinating care, she ensured that every officer involved received the help they needed during the aftermath of a deeply traumatic event. The suspect later pleaded guilty and, on 26 September 2025, was sentenced to 12 years imprisonment. The judge described it as one of the most harrowing assaults on police officers he had seen. After eight months of recovery, PC Parmenter has since returned to duty. Her focus remains simple; not allowing the actions of one vile individual to define her or stop her from doing the job she loves. This incident is a stark reminder of what frontline policing really involves. Unpredictable situations. Extreme violence. Split-second decisions. And officers who continue to step forward regardless. In recognition of their actions, PC Adrienne Parmenter, PC Benjamin Gregory, PC Jake Lodge, and Sgt Karen Cundy will attend the London Police Bravery Awards 2026. Because this is policing at its rawest. Courage under pressure. Teamwork in chaos. And lives saved when it mattered most. 💙

@nicbunny Brain fog? Old age

Woohoo hoodie found. I’d put it in my pyjama drawer. Please don’t ask why. Blame the brain fog.

@nicbunny Id try John Lewis or Richer sounds 🤔 love mine

Do I treat myself to the Bose quiet comfort ultra headphones or not? I have the pods that are incredible but have been looking at these for a while

@BendyBen999 One of those bucket list things. You've got to do it!

I’m 50 next year….. something like this is going to happen. £26,000. 71,000 miles. Aston Martin Rapide 6.0 V12 Oh Lordy ! Someone tell me it’s a terrible idea!! You only live once …….. #AstonMartin

@WoodlandNomad a tree from last year

So Spurs are allegedly putting a TIFO up tomorrow that reads “North London since 1882,” who’s doing their PR? Donald Trump? Spurs were in Middlesex from inception until 1965 and THEN became part of North London. Arsenal were North London for FIFTY-TWO years, prior to Spurs.

@owenmorgs @StrykerEC @PhysioControlFR LAS have been using them for years now

Anyone currently using the #LifePak 1000 semi-automatic #defib with 3Lead #ECG capability? I want to know if it’s worth getting one or will it be redundant in a few years. #Ambulance #CFR #FPOS #FREC #EMS #EMT #Paramedic #AED @StrykerEC @PhysioControlFR

All Arsenal fans, repost to piss of Chelsea fans. We own that small club

@Sandford_Ambo Get a pen with a blue bulb end! No one will want to use it

Well that was embarrassing. Just tried to sign for a new parking permit with my thermometer. Worryingly, that means some arsehole has my pen.

Neither King Charles nor Prince William can undertake a state visit to the USA until President Trump withdraws his comments. The senior royals are integral to our armed forces. All our deceased and wounded service personnel made an oath to the monarch. They simply can't go.

@POTUS This refers to a female Brit Chinook pilot who, according to your good self, stayed a little off the front line. I'm sure those brave US servicemen she rescued on the front line would beg to differ. An apology would be appreciated.

@hines_stephen legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2006/39

I believe that this abuse of the 999 system for political gain is actually an offence. You are blocking lines for those who need them

Would you like an early Christmas present? Would you like these pin badges? All you have to do is RT this tweet & I will select a winner one week from today. Good Luck.

@Jen_grows @MartinSLewis Agree, PHEV's all do different milage on a charge, weather conditions meaning the ice is used more or less.

@MartinSLewis If a PHEV only does 30 miles on electric how can they end up paying per mile duty and also fuel duty for a journey, this is double taxation ie travel 150 miles only 30 miles electric 120 miles petrol but will be charged duty for the 150 mile plus paying for petrol duty

QUESTIONS 1: FOR CHANCELLOR. I'm interviewing the Chancellor tomorrow morning for my show 7:30pm tomorrow. I don't get long but pls feel free to suggest PRACTICAL NOT POLITICAL questions for her by reply PS I'll post Questions 2 in a mo for you to post Qs on the budget for me.

@basilthegreat @WestHam

WHAT? 😡 WEST HAM say the POPPY does NOT align with their club values anymore and therefore they won't feature on the club shirt WHAT IS GOING ON? @WestHam

@basilthegreat @WestHam @nicbunny

Not to undermine the amazing work of our colleagues from @RAF_Luton but here's a lovely model of the day the Scottish Ambulance Service saved the world.