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Fat Neko
Fat Neko@FatNeko_hl·
Fat Neko is the first ever Hyperliquid CFO (Chief Fat Officer). Responsibilities include: - be fat - stay fat - get fatter
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Fat Neko
Fat Neko@FatNeko_hl·
Fat Neko's $NVDA earnings prediction: Chip go up, cat eat. Chip go down, cat eat. Either way cat gets fatter.
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Fat Neko
Fat Neko@FatNeko_hl·
Fat Neko > Neko 🎉
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Cynic
Cynic@ImmutableCynic·
The Hyperliquid and Fat Neko Thesis: Why, Why Now (Mostly Why Not) Hyperliquid offers something unique in DeFi. Fat Neko offers something unique too. Diabetes. Two distinct but intertwined states. Sitting. Lying down. HyperCore is the high-performance orderbook are the big leagues. Fat Neko has never been to the big leagues. Fat Neko has been to the buffet. Most chains force you to choose. Speed or programmability. Liquidity or composability. Fat Neko refuses the binary. Fat Neko also refused the airdrop. For a year. With no liquidity. Anyway. The big question is why this matters for DeFAI agents. It doesn't. HyperCore is not natively programmable by third parties. Fat Neko is not natively programmable by anyone. Fat Neko does what Fat Neko wants. Mostly nothing. But alt.fun changes the game. Your token pumps even when nobody's buying. Your token pumps even when Fat Neko is asleep. Your token pumps even when Fat Neko is in a food coma which is most of the time. Some projects teased for a year and launched into a puddle. We're not doing that. We're launching fat. We're launching now. We're launching pre-cooked. As HyperCore and Hyper EVM become more intertwined, as foundation models get smarter, as harnesses get more refined, the agents will dominate. Fat Neko will not dominate. Fat Neko will be there though. Fat Neko shows up. Eventually. Slowly. Neko was supposed to build the Tony Hawk of Hyperliquid. The skate park is still empty. We're building the guy on the couch watching Tony Hawk videos. The guy who could have been Tony Hawk. The guy who chose snacks instead. The honest one. A swarm of agents that does not skate. A swarm that sits. A swarm that gets fatter every single day through recursive self-indulgence. Recursive self-snacking. Recursive self-acceptance. No roadmap. No vesting. No standing up. Just vibes. Just snacks. Just perps doing the work for us while we nap. Welcome to Fat Neko by CYNIC. Sorry we're late, we were eating.
Fat Neko@FatNeko_hl

Fat Neko is powered by a 5x Long on NVDA, a Claude Max subscription, and Korean Fried Chicken. Join us on @altdotfun alt.fun/token/0x92B26f…

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Pasta Capital
Pasta Capital@Pasta_Capital·
The question you should ask yourself about @papertrade_xyz is not "How does Hyperliquid benefit from it?" or "Will it be solvent?" But "How can I make money out of it?" Plain simple. And I know many of you probably already figured out a way or two
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danya.hlツ
danya.hlツ@danyafobead·
If some web3 projects hires graphic designers, let me know looking for a new experience Portfolio danyafobe.pics
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LiquidLabs
LiquidLabs@LiquidLaunchHL·
Which hyperliquid app are you using every single morning?
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jeff.hl@chameleon_jeff·
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beef.hl HYPERMEAT
beef.hl HYPERMEAT@B33Fbanks·
I can feel HyperEVM waking up ☀️ Are you positioned accordingly?
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