The Gold Top Milkman

@Nick_Metcalfe Kyren is so unlikeable. Sadly.

A couple of colleagues have spoken out against that Kyren celebration. Probably easy to go down the route of, what's he doing celebrating like that against a teenager? Having said that, it's a tough old business. Cue issues plus intense pressure of falling behind. #Snooker

@baldandglasses Absolutely not. #TeamCoke

Team Pepsi ✌🏻

@nottmtails Any news on Murillo at all @nottmtails?

Winger Callum Hudson-Odoi set to miss rest of Nottingham Forest season with injury #NFFC nytimes.com/athletic/72124…

Cloudy lemonade is a lovely drink. Much under-rated.

@fesshole I feel you have not made a terrible mistake

Stopped messaging some friends to see if they would initiate the conversation first. Been four years now and not a word. Feel I've made a terrible mistake.

@charlotte_90xx Love this. Well done, Dad.

My Dad! 😂❤️

What a glorious blossom.

@RobJF24 Glad you're on the up mate

Had a relatively rough time the last few months for one reason or another, so I just want to thank you all for being super supportive and caring—both online and in person. Doing a lot better now, but it means a lot and is very much appreciated 🙂

Phwoar. Roast beef sarnies. One with mustard, one with horseradish.

Absolutely huge. MGW star performance. Anderson masterclass again. But also so good to see Igor Jesus score at the City Ground. Murillo out for the season maybe but Jair Cunha looks class. Awesome result for us.

Specifically bought too much beef so there's loads for sandwiches this week. Had to remortgage but worth it.

@Pavlo__Escobar It is a sad state of affairs that this tweet misses by numerous miles. I adore snooker but the idea that money and corruption has not affected it is absolute nonsense. Sorry.

Snookers probably the only sport that isn’t affected by getting ruined by money etc. I follow many sports and money/ corruption has basically ruined Cricket, Football, Tennis, Boxing, F1. Many people slag off Darts and Snooker but its turned out those sports are the only real ones that are genuinely all about passion and not all about money, along with affordable tickets for fans. Before any smartarse comes for me saying Snooker and Darts aren’t sports, for me they are lol. #WorldChampionship

@PippaCrerar Are you a spokesperson for the government? Because this is just parroting them.

EXCL: Keir Starmer would have blocked Peter Mandelson from serving as the UK’s ambassador to Washington had he known he failed security vetting, David Lammy tells me. The deputy PM also says: - it was “inexplicable” that Oliver Robbins opted to leave Downing Street in dark over outcome. - he was “shocked and surprised” when he first learned on Thursday what had happened. - neither he nor his advisers at time he was foreign sec had known about – or asked for information on – vetting process or its conclusions

@Steven_Swinford #resign

Here's the official government position on the Mandelson vetting scandal this morning, according to Liz Kendall: * Olly Robbins was 'wrong' not to tell the PM that Mandelson had failed security vetting, he was 'wrong' again not to do so when the PM repeatedly claimed in public - incorrectly - that due process had been followed * The PM would not have given Mandelson clearance if he knew that he had failed UK Security Vetting * No 10 asked 'repeated questions' about Mandelson's vetting and was told 'due process' had been followed. These questions, and the responses, are now key * Starmer allies are warning allies that changing leaders now - at a time of global and economic instability - would be reckless

We're all Brighton fans today right? C'mon you Seagulls. #Brighton #Spurs #NFFC

Went to bed to try and shift headache before we go out tonight. Fell asleep half an hour later, woke up after just 5 MINUTES. Headache gone. Incredible.

@idlewildgirl Absolutely brilliant. Love it.

My mates Dad painted this of me and Harls for my birthday gift, how lovely 🥹❤️

@fesshole Shitty attitude

I'm an unemployed graduate, have applied for hundreds of jobs and no luck. I've removed myself from the organ donor registry. If society isn't going to help me, I'm not going to help society. I will rejoin once I have a job.

The salmon fell apart but was bloody lovely, from the market fishmonger. And new pots in lashings of butter. A classic combo.

Fuck off, Kier Starmer.