Stan “Man tits” Goldstein

@dalewilson412 I know i can go out there and put up more of a performance than those bums. jack caglianone went out and pooped his pants. unreal -Stan

I’ve seen enough. Put @Goldstan412Man in the HR derby. Maybe the MLB would give him money to buy a house so he doesn’t have to go on a permanent vacation. - Dale

@PACMANTER @timthefeeler Ai nonsense tony -Stan

@timthefeeler and I thought it would be wise to teach @Goldstan412Man and his buddy and valuable lesson on the golf course today. Better luck time Stan. -Two Gloves

@dalewilson412 Hey dale, maybe you should swing by the motel some time. i’d like to find out why you’re “the toucher” haha lol😂😂😂😂 -Stan

@Goldstan412Man Stan, I have to admit. I am not a gay man but you are a tremendously handsome guy. No reason the ole lady should be leaving you. - Dale

day 2 of being in the motel, bad news…. the girlfriend cut things with me.. taking boyfriends applications hmu. “hey siri play marvin’s room” haha lol😂😂 @dalewilson412 -Stan

@dalewilson412 @timthefeeler not only was he “good” looking, he looked like he was a “good time” haha lol😂😂 what kind of man am I if i’m not swinging from both sides of the plate. especially if i’ve been striking out on one side😂😂😂 -Stan

@Goldstan412Man @timthefeeler Stan, I was at speedway at around 9pm and I know the guy you are talking about. He’s a good looking fella. I think you should have gotten his number for the whole team. - Dale “The Toucher”

just left speedway after getting doritos “dynamita” sticks and a large dr pepper. cashier told me to “have fun” after i said to have a good night. i thought he was flirting with me so i awkwardly left. should i have asked for his number? @timthefeeler @dalewilson412 -Stan

@dalewilson412 @timthefeeler @zachfrazierfan Man do i hate those cousin fuckers #H2P -Stan

Wise words from a PITT legend. The rotten, disgusting state of WVU wishes they could have a legend like this at their garbage university. Thoughts? @Goldstan412Man @timthefeeler @zachfrazierfan - Dale “The Toucher”

@dalewilson412 @timthefeeler @PACMANTER Stan here, @PACMANTER has cost me about 15 assists in 2 games. dudes a total lost cause blowjob. wish we could cut him but not everyone gets what we want. absolute loser and i hope he doesn’t come back. -Stan

A developing story in the deck hockey league. Manager @timthefeeler and assistant manager @Goldstan412Man have not been happy with @PACMANTER play despite scoring a goal last game. - Dale

@timthefeeler good job timmy -Stan

After 1, Tony with a bogey. Big Tim with a par. More to come.

@dalewilson412 I guess i’ll just never learn😂😂😂 -Stan MT Stein

@Goldstan412Man Stan, I thought we had this convo before? I told you to not to double that 12 vs a 10 with your mortgage on the table. Kids just don’t listen man. Have a fun vacation! - Dale

Men’s league game tonight. Dale had 22 in the season opener. O/u 17.5 tonight? - Dale

@dalewilson412 I plead the fifth😂😂😂lol. there’s a couple. it’ll wear off eventually 😂😂😂😂 -Stan

@Goldstan412Man Glad to see you’re home, MT. Does the ole lady have any burn on her face from the ramen noodles? - Dale

my girlfriend just let me come back to the house, finally checking out of the motel lol @dalewilson412 😂😂😂😂 -Stan

and kyrie definitely got way more of an impact -Stan

kyrie is 1000x better all time than brunson and i love jb

The hardest choices require the strongest wills. -Stan

@dalewilson412 @timthefeeler lol, u can touch me man. old girl waitin for marriage anyway😂😂😂😂

@Goldstan412Man @timthefeeler Dale’s door is always unlocked for you. Ole lady left me 7 years ago I need someone to touch. - Dale

and joey fart hits a bomb😂😂 this team ruined my life. my girlfriend made me leave until i calm down. What. The. Fuck. @timthefeeler @dalewilson412 -Stan

@dalewilson412 @timthefeeler welp word gets around fast huh😂😂😂haha lol. welp looks like i’ll be in a motel tonight right @dalewilson412 -stan

@Goldstan412Man @timthefeeler Stan I heard you threw the ramen noodles in her face. Not a good look for Stan the man. But a respectable reaction to this braindead organization. - Dale

@dalewilson412 @timthefeeler And isn’t that the truth -Stan

@Goldstan412Man @timthefeeler Stan, I agree with you. I’ve been a Pirates fan since I popped out my mother back in ‘73. It’s sad what management has done to this world class organization. - Dale

We took out Jones with 75 pitches thru 6 in a percfecto??? blowjobs @timthefeeler @dalewilson412 -Stan