Tony “Two Gloves” Marino

@Jacksteiny3459 I don’t believe you can park there sir

Tough fucking night.

Waynesburg two starting pitchers were complete terrorists today as known hit parade machine Ethan Erhard looked like the iron mike machine to the Thiel lineup today. Dalton Lucey? Endless meatball making machine. 40.50 ERA in one outing today!!! What a shitty pitcher…

@felitraxx @WWinkle412 Shut up “fantastic white fox”

@WWinkle412 They are all going to stop and turn their heads and stare at you and then look back at their friends and all burst out giggling

How am I supposed to go outside and get food? #Helpme

God is great. Beer is good. People are crazy.

@mortan01 @WWinkle412 Shut up Mortan

@WWinkle412 Walk past them dumbass?

Today’s Terrorist of the Day: St. Vincent’s P/1B Jacob Auld His fielding percentage is a brilliant .828% on the year. Sometimes St. Vincent plays 8 instead of 9 as PAC teams tell their guys to “hit it toward Jacob Auld!” Congrats to Jacob on being named Terrorist of the Day!

🚨PAC ML Picks of the Day!🚨 W&J vs Chatham - Chatham Sweep +.5U Franciscan vs Bethany - Bethany sweep -150 + .5U Westminster vs Allegheny - Allegheny Sweep +.75U

@WWinkle412 I’m scared of women. They make my toes tingle…

🚨🚨MORNING PAC TRADE🚨🚨 Grove City has acquired Dakota Dick in exchange for Future Considerations. The rumor is the future considerations is an old laundry mat considering Dick’s ERA is 11.24 and has given up two dingers. Just straight up terrorism from Dick this year.

If I could go back and do it all over again I would be a baseball player. And you damn well better believe I’d be a Franciscan Baron.

Tomorrow is the PAC game of the week: Waynesburg vs Geneva. Saturday Afternoon Baseball live from Beaver Falls and will be a great matchup between two of the shitiest teams in the PAC. Waynesburg looking to keep up with 11th place Thiel with the worst record in the PAC!!!

🚨🚨WE HAVE A PAC TRADE🚨🚨 Thiel has acquired known terrorist Hunter Mamie from Waynesburg in exchange for other known terrorist Jack Fickes. What a shitty fucking trade on both sides. We will see what the PAC officials have to say about this.

One of my favorite terrorist in the PAC is Thiel superstar Aidan “Bambino” Ochs He’s hitting a combine .171 in the last two years. One thing that the scouts love about him is his SLG% is .267 all time What a fine 5-tool player

Top 5 pitching terrorists in the PAC this year. 1. Jack Fickes - Thiel - 16.50 WHIP. 2. Brock Mathews - Thiel - 14 era. 3. Jackson Fox - W&J - Hit 5 guys in one inning. 4. Connor Storey - Waynesburg - .714 Opponent BA. Hit Parade. 5. Owen White - Allegheny - 11.66 era

@WWinkle412 Talk about a terrorist Quinn “Terrorist” Saunders missed the plyo wall when throwing his plyos

Top 5 Terrorists in the PAC. 1. Gavyn Romanyak, Franciscan (Self Explanatory) 2. Jack Fickes, Thiel (148.5 ERA) 3. Savian Wilkins, Hiram (15 WHIP) 4. Caz (Ass) Ostrowski, GCC (4 Balks 1 Game) 5. Chad Behrendt, Bethany (6 hits 45 ABs 14 Ks and Ringgold alum.) HM. Quinn Saunders

@ThirdLegGreg7 BVA Grad Aidan Ochs didn’t sign a baseball for me. What a loser

Top 5 people who I wouldn’t let date my daughter. 1. Matt Bamford (Chatham) (from BVA) 2. Andrew Sokol (W&J) (also from BVA) 3. Hunter Mamie (Waynesburg) (looks like a piece of shit) 4. “Charlie” Kirk Bejear (Geneva) 5. Mason Suss (Thiel) Hm: Sam Bevin (In trees or jail)