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@talkhoops man, when Hayward picks up a second hobby, he really goes all in. Respect.

@KFCBarstool "How did the Queen of Pop and an American Icon with the #1 album in the world land the biggest gig in the world?" Do you even think before you type?

How the absolute FUCK did 900 yr old Madonna get the biggest stage in the goddam world???

@CynicalPublius Trump had 50+ chances to prove it in court and failed each and every time. There's never been proof and never will be.

PREDICTION: No matter what evidence Trump shows tonight about voter fraud in 2020, Democrats will say it's a lie being used to steal the midterms. Trump could open up a temporal vortex that produces a time-traveling drone that broadcasts live footage from the Atlanta tabulation centers in 2020 back to 2026, with complete and accurate proof of fraud, and Democrats will say it's a lie being used to steal the midterms. There is no chance my prediction is wrong.

@other_st_nick Wing Life

I wonder what kind of life leads a person to becoming a member of the diversey harbor yacht club

@grpwins It's already the most popular sport in the world lol

It’s amazing how many people are afraid of changes that would make the game more popular with more scoring.

@The21stVirgo @ESPNFC He's 71.4% at Real Madrid 😂🤣 well below average.

@ESPNFC Vini’s banging in pens for Madrid like it’s his day job, but Brazil ranks him outside the top 5? Ancelotti really said “club legend, international experiment” Who’s the real penalty king here, Carlo?

Carlo Ancelotti reveals that Vini Jr. wasn't even in Brazil's top five penalty takers 😮

@PrevDiesel @AndersPicks The best PK taker by percentage of all time is a midfielder. Bruno had never missed a PK before that. Shit happens. Vini Jr. is at 68% for his career, which is well below average.

@AndersPicks Brazil have Real Madrid and Manchester Forwards and they let the Newcastle midfielder take it lol

Hardly know soccer but i know enough to know that Vini Jr should be taking Brazils penalties What i guess is the benefit of not letting your best player shoot here?

@KevInKCMO17 @kobebrez5188 @SkylarSkye3 Clinging to a technicality and a turn of phrase is hilarious and petty.

The atmosphere in America today is honestly infectious. Everywhere you go people are smiling, grilling, celebrating and just enjoying the day. It’s been so cool to experience as a Brit.

@kobebrez5188 @SkylarSkye3 Not sure how you guys do it, but they start at 9 or 10 in the Chicago suburbs and the surrounding streets start shutting down around 8. People are absolutely grilling around that time.

@Gols2316 @SkylarSkye3 What 4th of July parade started at 8 am? Lol

@kobebrez5188 @SkylarSkye3 Parades, bro. I know people with kids that started at 8.

@SkylarSkye3 Nobody is grilling at 9 am. You’re probably not even in America.

@JohnnyQuest785 @SpencerHakimian The absolute lamest comeback I've ever heard. It doesn't even make sense lol stick to fucking cows on the farm, hillbilly.

@Gols2316 @SpencerHakimian Have your mom post it. It’s in her mouth.

Mitch McConnell is Dead.

@JohnnyQuest785 @SpencerHakimian Post your micro penis.

@Gols2316 @SpencerHakimian Post proof of life then hoe

@bbellaaaa The Joe Flacco of the NBA

@jaycutlerlover @Chicago_NFL @markschlereth I'm a Bears fan and love Caleb, but calling Mark Schlereth an "average idiot" is absolutely ridiculous. He's been in the booth for over a decade, was an analyst for 10 years before that, and won 3 super bowls as a player. There's nothing "average" about him.

@Chicago_NFL @markschlereth The average idiot with a blog or microphone has found out that if you say something retarded about the bears, or more specifically, Caleb Williams, bears fans will come in masses to the comments and call you retarded. Anything for the click and view.

On his podcast, @markschlereth flat out says “Caleb Williams is not a good quarterback.” Then comps him right now to Kyler Murray. 😳 Thoughts? #DaBears

@FezzikSports It's the most fair way we've got for tournaments. Can't have guys running for 300 mins on finite subs. Moving the spot back 6 yards would skew the odds dramatically in the goalie's favor and it'd take so much longer to determine the winner that it would defeat the purpose of PKs.

LOL, the internet is so silly. Why not just flip a coin to see who wins?? The odds are the same, so its' fair.

@BeMoreEV @FezzikSports Apples and oranges. There's no goalie on the other side.

@Gols2316 @FezzikSports if you tripled the circumference of NBA basketball hoops it wouldn’t matter because both teams have the same baskets? if the MLB changed basepaths to 30 feet it wouldn’t matter because both teams run the same bases?

A total refusal to alter the rules/move into the 21st century. They won't even tell you how much time is left..... The penalty kicks line in shootouts is obviously too close to the Goalie...... if it had always been 5 yards further back, and someone suggested "Change it" to the current spot They would be ridiculed for the dumbest suggestion ever.......

@TheChickNTender @kellyinvegas You seen the NBA lately?

@kellyinvegas The flopping is BAD, that's the main thing that most people hate. Players throw themselves on the floor on the most minor contact, and on many occasions when there's no contact. And the refs reward it

I've never fully understood why myself and other Americans hate soccer... but I think tonight we are getting our answer.