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Hired an intern

Let them slack tonight and I will descend on them I don't give a fuck about you, whether they are your favorite or not I pay 35.99 euros including bank tax every year for my Real Madrid membership Card I have every right to demand good performance from them

When my son was born, I put $500 into his brokerage account Every month, I add $250. By the time he's 18, he will have just $150 because I am an extremely bad investor I hope he gets himself a lucrative job when the time comes

Me thinking about the lavish life I will live immediately after emailing my CVs😭😭

Checking your phone at 4:47 PM on a Tuesday and seeing "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to move forward with other candidates"

Recruiter: Are you open to relocate? Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, migrate. - Just hire me.

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HR: "Are you open to relocate?" Me: "I'm open to teleport, evaporate, leviate, reincarnate, accelerate and migrade Please hire me"

Good Friday at Amalfi Cathedral, Italy

Holy Week in Spain is absolutely unreal

I will not force my kids to go to church as my mum did to me. All I know is I’m locking an empty house at 8am every Sunday and I must not reach church before you.

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I no sabi explore food. just give me my basics 🙏 no, I don't want to eat octopus 😭

y u wil crv d ring ex ms

EN EL CORAZÓN DE LA 15 COMPLETO 🤍 RT PARA QUE TODOS LOS MADRIDISTAS PUEDAN VERLO 🙏

At no point did I know what the next word would be.

last person to reach the gate will lose their mom girls: eww so immature boys :

@temifro @TheGreatestIFE We gather dey brother 🫂

@kusssman Real Madrid way be both under dog and top dog

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather