Gonzo
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Gonzo
@GonzoShitCock
Back-to-Back Champion of the Shabooty Fantasy Football League. Justin Bieber followed 9.3.19, Jungkook followed 7.1.20. #HowardSternsPenis
Katılım Kasım 2013
457 Takip Edilen16K Takipçiler

yet another member of the Skimask Media universe has DIED today as I had to put my big guy down. Featured on many fine programs over the years. WHO’S NEXT?!?!) Godspeed Jethro. #SKIMASKFOREVER


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@CarmichaelDave @UrijahFaber I was wondering why you were holding the belt so low
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14 years ago today
- still one of the coolest things ever
- still can’t believe how heavy the belt was
- still get shivers every time I think about how @UrijahFaber would randomly stop on the way out and I almost stepped on him and maybe canceled a fight in front of a sold out ARCO because I broke his ankle

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@TheTommyJordan_ @pmelt @Karmichael3rd Also melton is out of his league fighting with this type of intelligence. You would have a better chance arguing with Stephen Hawking and Isaac Newton. #KarmicNarion #TOJONation
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@TheTommyJordan_ @pmelt @Karmichael3rd I love Tommy Jordan, melton, and karmic. I don’t like seeing this type of fighting from my heroes on Twitter. Even though I do.
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@SteelToeStats @pmelt I misunderstood. I thought fatty patty was talking about Luis. My apologies. But I didn’t know Thai was Mexican. As a Mexican myself, that is a bummer.
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@SteelToeStats Haha this guy has been run of of LA, Vegas and Phoenix twice for being an unfunny cunt. He has four joke topics - being gay, being promiscuous, being Mexican, and being a dick to people who didn’t deserve it.
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Amazing @KeithOlbermann that you describe me how the world actually describes you. What happened to you? Gaslighting and bullying a former colleague? Is that really your thing now? It’s really sad and disappointing. Everyone knows you’ve been irrelevant since you left sports and decided to share your uninvited warped world views with the rest of us. You sound bitter and miserable. I hope you get the help you need.
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The NBA Board of Governors is likely to vote this summer on expanding the league by two teams, per @townbrad.
Las Vegas and Seattle are considered the favored cities.

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The incredibly sad thing is, this guy is going to get hurt someday. Wrong guy, wrong situation, and he’s going to get really hurt.
I know some will say “good” but I don’t want harm on anyone. But he’s playing with fire.
NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF
🚨🏌️🗣️ #WATCH — Streamer, Jack Doherty, who paid someone $100 to yell in a golfers backswing at the WMPO responded to his lifetime ban from PGA Tour events calling it a ‘harmless prank’ and that people hating on him are ‘soft as f**k’.
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Met the legend @rmlimodriver69 (again) @jeffsbagelrun
The man had the line out the door! Great bagels too. I’ll be coming back for sure.
@sternshow


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@GonzoShitCock Mr. Shitcock, do you still cuck for trump after all he has done to our people?
GIF
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@BillSimmons @TheCousinSal @CKlosterman No one is gonna listen to this shit on Netflix. You lost a lifelong customer!
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New BS Podcast!
—Was that it for Rodgers (and Tomlin) in Pitt? Plus a scary Hou/NE Guess the Line w/ @TheCousinSal
—A football history deep dive, coaches, GOATs, college madness + the NFL’s future mortality w/ @CKlosterman
Avail on Netflix and Spotify ⬇️
open.spotify.com/episode/1f7kVK…
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renee good is the epitome of the modern-day liberal white woman
>37 years old
>lost custody of her two older children
>fled to canada after trump won in ‘24
>career as a “poet”
>moved to minneapolis from canada to fight for the “rights” of illegal aliens
>enrolled the only child she has custody of in Southside Family Charter School, who’s mission is to “put social justice first, and prioritize involving kids in political and social action”
>through her involvement with the school, joined “ICE Watch”, a national coalition of “activists” dedicated to disrupting ICE raids
>lost her life while obstructing ICE, as a result of assaulting federal law enforcement with a deadly weapon (her car)
if we want to be a serious country with law & order, anything short of outright abolishment of the 19th amendment would be a grave half-measure
this is the face of chaos, instability, dangerous empathy for criminals, and reckless disregard for the law

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