Chuck Klosterman

@tannenbaumr All copies will be dusted with granular Ozempic.

@CKlosterman Will I lose weight too?

I have another new book coming out in September. It will change your life. And if you order it today, via Barnes & Noble, using a secret code that is only available in this specific text thread, you will save enough money to become financially secure for the next 10 to 15 years.

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@advancedgenius I appreciate you saying that, Jason.

@CKlosterman What a great, deserved run so far. I was just talking to someone yesterday about how generous you were first in writing an article about my stupid theory no one had heard of and the to write the introduction for the book. Forever grateful!

Final event …

Source: Town Hall Seattle share.google/ZAEZQaB0mS9LzF…

I realize Feb. 15 is the same night as the NBA All-Star game, but I promise to put in the same amount of effort as the selected players.

There are two remaining live events: at Powell’s in downtown PDX this Monday (7 pm) and in Seattle at Town Hall, which has now been rescheduled for Feb. 15

@clevack But maybe I will BE there, I meant to type.

@clevack For some reason, there are no CA or TX dates on this tour. I have no idea why. But maybe I will there this summer?

FOOTBALL will be released next Tuesday. Here is the touring info ... JAN. 20: Saint Joseph's College, Brooklyn NY [tickets still available] JAN. 21: Midtown Scholar, Harrisburg PA [some tickets still available] JAN. 22: Barnes & Noble, downtown Philadelphia. PA [sold out]

@packerpoppa Tell me what you think of them.

@packerpoppa Thank you. That's a lot of books.

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A few of these towns I've never previously visited.

This is gonna be awesome. Upcoming Chuck Klosterman book: "Football." penguinrandomhouse.com/books/704152/f…