Chief Potato Officer

Nobody: Me, a basic white girl:

@ask_aubry He’s going to die alone with no family and a house full of cats.

Not asking for much. 🙄

The thing I didn’t expect when I started doing improv is how absolutely healing it would be for my inner child. She’s thrilled with me. 🥹

@hellowesleigh There’s YouTube VR videos, so it’s like a 360 video with manatees!

@GoodJobKatie I didn’t realize that was an option!?!

My first activity with a VR headset was to swim with manatees.

Today is the day. My car is paid off. I AM COMPLETELY DEBT FREE!!!

9 months until my car is paid off!

@hellowesleigh Definitely in!

@GoodJobKatie Slouch socks! With or without leggings, usually with white Keds.

Are 90s style scrunchy colored socks back in yet? Can I make that a thing so we can quit with all this no-show sock nonsense?

TikTok has me about to change my entire aesthetic to colorful, gay, Hobbitcore.

@katiejanenaps I went by Kae professionally for a while when I started a business. Picked something close enough to my name that I’d respond, but I could “hide” a little bit too.

@hellowesleigh How’d it end?

I wasn’t going to stay up and watch My Southern Family Christmas on Hallmark but the female protagonist is over a size 6 and the love interest is a self-described nerd with with a beard and glasses so I guess I have to

@WeedMom_666 @lazaruslady_ I’ve seen worse 😅

Happy 1 year anniversary to the time @lazaruslady_ ate an edible and tried to use my trimmers to give herself a haircut, despite having ZERO experience with them.

One day I hope the residual judgment of other people’s hair will fade as I stay away from the career. But for now I’m still nauseated when people have long hair and don’t take care of it at all.

@EllieSpec I have no memory of this. How did you survive?

@JoLuehmann Fat Swift fan over here and that imagery SUUUUCCCKKKED to see. She knew better. It was her own directing choice and I am disappointed. You’re right, there’s a thousand ways to depict an ED without a lazy “fat” on a scale.

To my friends and family, it’s been lovely knowing you, this tweet has been fun 😳. RIP my mentions.

Women married to men LOVE to complain about husbands, but few admit that being married doesn't live up to the hype that our society places upon it. We are drowned wedding culture & expectations for women to be married all while utterly unprepared for what marriage actually is.

“Pre-sale”

He keeps asking for the best dancer in the place, but this is not good dance music and his moves are weak.

At an @awolnation concert and this bloke dances like an absolute wanker

“Sale”