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@DefiantLs Retard

What in the world is going on here?

@GoBigRedCast I can’t be the only one seeing this, right?

So....are we rooting for Iowa, Illinois or some sort of mild inconvenience for both teams?

@BigWave372 A few moments later..

He found his high school sweetheart!

@ClownWorld This was the transitional moment from FA to FO.

Why can’t people just comply?

@IfindRetards @GovPressOffice

TRUMP: “I always like to hang around with losers, actually, because it makes me feel better.”

@Matt_Bob @steven_sipple Which is nice.

@steven_sipple Cool well at least you guys have that going for you

I've heard a few people in Memorial Stadium press box say the spring game crowd is bigger than they thought it would be. I'll go with that. Kickoff upcoming.🏈

@BGatesIsaPyscho @grok Golden dome testing

Hey @grok appreciate this is officially the busiest month in recorded history for Fireballs raining down on Earth, and its not even close, but seriously @grok this one can't even be real? Can it @grok can it? @grok

@JesseBWatters Who cares?! We need to get back to that gawd awful Guthrie case.

🚨 BREAKING: WAR WITH IRAN COULD END IN WEEKS… NOT MONTHS 👀🔥 “3,554 targets LEFT— WE’RE HITTING WHATEVER WE WANT” 😳 10,000 ALREADY WIPED OUT. 850+ Tomahawks FIRED. Iran’s arsenal CRUMBLING ⚡️ But UNDERGROUND NUKES, MYSTERY MISSILES, and ZERO SURRENDER… THIS AIN’T OVER YET 🔥

@JoShowAdell And so it shall be.

I want everyone to bookmark, retweet, like this tweet because the Angels have taken first place and WILL STAY THERE 🏆 The Angels are going to be AL West Champions #RepTheHalo

@JesseBWatters Love the Bigfoot distraction. Let’s do the Tooth Fairy next.

👣 IS BIG FOOT REAL? 👀 We’re going to FIND OUT 🔍🔥

@JesseBWatters I would too. Anything to be discharged from that duty.

🚨BREAKING: Jill Biden’s Secret Service Agent SHOT HIMSELF in the LEG 🚨

@Super70sSports His band mate, Ringo, came out with one not long ago and it’s not bad. Not bad at all. youtu.be/1SyYbLRlwKI?si…

Imagine going back in time and trying to explain to parents in 1964 that the noise-making kid on the left would still be selling out arenas and stadiums and releasing a new album in 2026.

@JesseBWatters Now you’re giving us a distraction story to take us away from the Guthrie distraction story? Well, for what it’s worth I’ll take Tiger Woods.

🚨 BREAKING: TIGER WOODS ARRESTED AFTER CRASH 🚨 DUI charge after FLIPPING HIS SUV on a 30MPH ROAD 😳💥 Police say he CLIPPED A TRUCK, ROLLED THE CAR … AND CRAWLED OUT THE WINDOW 👀 This isn’t new — PILLS, CRASHES, SCANDALS… TIGER IS OUT OF CONTROL

Hear him out.

@RealAbs1776 @BeerCan45 Without a freaking doubt.

Y’all are free to believe what you want - as always. But I’m sorry, I’m on the hill that the lady at the Trump Rally back in the day was Bessette. And if she is alive …. Just sayin.

@greg16676935420 Heard you get a free hot dog at Costco if you download the app.

Oh awesome The White House released an app I better download that right away! -no one

@Super70sSports Had a tremendous morning dump, found out he made the Super 70s list, feels fantastic!

My 10 all-time favorite college basketball coaches: Jim Valvano John Wooden Al McGuire Bob Knight Denny Crum Rick Pitino Nolan Richardson Jerry Tarkanian Tom Izzo Joe B. Hall

@JesseBWatters OH LOOK, GUTHRIE NEWS IS BACK!

HOLY SMOKES: FORMER FBI AGENT SOUNDS THE ALARM ON NANCY GUTHRIE CASE 🚨😳 “PAJAMAS, NO SHOES— how did they know that? WHAT AREN’T WE BEING TOLD?” 🤔💣 “More QUESTIONS than ANSWERS… THINGS JUST DON’T ADD UP” 👀 “Statistically… this LEADS BACK TO SOMEONE CLOSE” 🕵️‍♂️💥

@OwenShroyer1776 Testing the Golden Dome?

I've seen meteors. These were not.