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@omoparamole @ARISEtv Different perspective.

@ARISEtv Now anybody wey no see how weak you are in time of problem and still follow you na mumu. So if there is problem in Nigeria and you be president, you go run commot abi? If you can't face your enemies , how will you face our problems.

They Put Fire In the House of the Labour Party and Were Shocked I Was Able to Escape – Obi They thought I would be there for the fire to burn me, and they kept shouting, 'He cannot stay and fix the Labour Party and put out the fire.' Peter Obi, Former Governor, Anambra State

@Seyi_meeky @leodey4u Lol big heist is 19m you this people 😂

@leodey4u They a pulling a big heist with the boys leg

Omo I go talk my mind o, i can remember vividly that we contributed money for the two legs the first time, it was when he got there that they said that he can’t undergo surgery for the both at once as it will be risky for him, correct me if I’m wrong.

@osazenoo Well, you sound less intelligent because you advocate for citizens to be the ones looking for energy sources, which the government is supposed to provide. The Chinese government did that, but our own government installs solar only for themselves.

You don’t realize how unintelligent you sound when you claim hydropower or Gas Power is more reliable than solar. Your idea of solar is probably a 1kVA setup with tubular batteries trying to power a house whose load is far beyond that capacity. China powers roughly 150 million homes with solar. Do you think their lights blink on and off? The problem isn’t solar. The problem is poor planning. Calculate the load requirements of your house or building the instal a solar system that can power it comfortably. Don’t install whatever capacity you can afford and then start complaining that solar isn’t reliable.

@Akintola_steve How can I use this feature in my startup if I haven’t registered my business yet to get a Paystack API key?

I was testing a feature on my application using Paystack’s test instance, so I initiated a transaction and it went through. Minutes later, I checked my email and saw ₦659,750, I literally thought someone had sent me money. I was so happy… not until I opened my eyes properly again and saw “This is a test payment. No real money was sent to you.” 😭 @Paystack abeg make this real money 😂🤲🏿

MTN is the most stable and reliable network in Nigeria. If it’s bad in an area, it’s consistently bad; if it’s good, it’s consistently good. Airtel, however, can be good today and bad tomorrow even in areas where it’s usually good. @AirtelNigeria, ODU have been showing me shege since last week.

@Joemarcu1 @Real_DharmmyACE @onlyoneplenty MTN is the most stable and reliable network in Nigeria. If it’s bad in an area, it’s consistently bad; if it’s good, it’s consistently good. But Airtel can be good today and bad tomorrow even in areas where they’re usually good.

@Real_DharmmyACE @onlyoneplenty I rate Airtel pass MTN

The closest network provider to starlink in terms of speed in Nigeria is Glo.

If I may ask, how do you configure it and what configuration do I have to do differently from the installer? I enjoyed it for the first three months, but since then it has been trash. Two weeks ago it got even worse. And why do I have to buy a system that needs a different configuration from the installer?

@devbidden @Good___Karma_ @the_beardedsina As e work for u, advise suppose full ur mouth nau No worry, naso me self dey advise people last year🫶

This Airtel 5G ODU router. One of my biggest buying regrets

@devbidden @the_beardedsina Maybe you just bought one, and they tend to throttle the speed when you use that website.

@the_beardedsina This same one?

Nigeria network 🥹

@SomadilaC81292 @DanielRegha China eats worse than that. Be intellectual in your engagement. He’s speaking facts. Reply to him with intellectual content and analysis. You won’t, because there’s nothing in your brain.

@DanielRegha Even some are chopin lizards

Other countries' govt be like: -We are revolutionizing technology. Our healthcare system is world best. We are working nonstop to transit from fossil fuel. We are topping globally when it comes to cybersecurity. Etc. Nigerian govt be like: The APC now controls 31 states out of 36.

@LyfAcrosBorders @socetyhatesjay You must be joking right?

@socetyhatesjay If you truly helped out of goodwill, turning it into public blackmail now only diminishes the gesture. Sometimes silence keeps more dignity than dragging receipts online.

december 2024, you were in my dms begging for help with your heart problem. i asked Dee to send you part of my monthly pay. this “yahoo boy” saved your life. either you shut up or refund my 100k.

Sometimes, men understand other men in ways that don’t require many words. Today, my woman and I planned to go grocery shopping together. She loves when we do simple things like that. The cab was already outside waiting, but just before we stepped out, a small misunderstanding happened. One or two words turned into silence, and she said she wasn’t going anymore. The driver had been waiting. I stepped outside and told him, “Please, something came up. She’s upset, and I’m trying to sort it out.” He just smiled and said, “I understand. I’ll wait. Just go and settle with madam.” He didn’t even complain that I kept him waiting or say “nawa o.” He simply understood.

@asaio87 Joke's on you. I vibecoded a POS system, and the company I designed it for has used it to generate over $100k in sales. I can show you proof.

Harsh truth: you cannot vibecode an app unless you are a developer yourself.

When you're eating at a random wedding & your BF Walks in as the groom:

Let’s come to think of it: why fight a war that’s going to lead to the destruction of your country even if you win the war?

Always the low quality videos😹

Mehn

@Zinny_Edmund Frontend is more ideal. Because I hate it I prefer backend

As a full stack developer, what do you build first? Frontend or Backend? And why?

@Morris_Monye I think it’s more popular among programmers and stronger for coding and handling complex, long tasks. It’s more developer-focused. The average user doesn’t really need it.

Which one is Claude AI. Anyone care to explain? Grok is speaking too much English.

@tolathebaddest @Good___Karma_

Drop your handle let's follow each other.