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Please retweet if you think there should be a worldwide ban on trophy hunting.

@BenjiWinn No inbetween, only both at the same time

𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔬𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 ⟡ Watch the new teaser for #TheGreenKnight, from acclaimed filmmaker David Lowery. Starring Dev Patel, Alicia Vikander, and @JoelEdgerton1 — May 29

@plague_equ4lize The tweet above was stolen

@GooderTristan The tweet above was stolen

Eating a clock is very time consuming

Rugs are just cut carpet

Why’d I almost cry tho

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@Wendys Wendys wow I’m at your restraraumt right now ha @Wendys

Picking up their order.

Don’t turn around I’m telling you don’t do it don’t turn around please I’m beg ging you don’t do itdont turn dontihoh make it dtop ohngod NO

Always remember, Hitler was nominated for a Nobel peace prize and lobsters can taste with their feet.

Who decided that the Easter island men had to stay on the island tho

Dear @SHAQ - this may sound odd, but it is my life long dream to get a photo of you palming my head like a basketball. I’m in my senior year of HS, and would be honored to have my senior picture be you palming my head. I live in Dallas TX, but I will come to you. thank you! :)

@Fresh_Throne Is this frag

@DolittleMovie #stop

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@almostnonumb3rs Are you color blind

IKEA b like 🟨🟪

@jimbleswolf Props to jimmy for appreciating everything

@jimbleswolf :(