Gooders, JR

Despise pinned tweets

@TurkTalksFC 4 days… don’t see what all the fuss is about, they’ll be home by then

Palace on the piss and they’ve got West Ham in 4 days 😅🤣 I’d be SO rattled if I were I Spurs fan.

@TongDFS @anon_opin It’s because you can live in the middle of England

@anon_opin It’s hilarious to me that England’s second largest city is well below Australia’s 5th largest despite the massive overall population disparities

There are only seven cities in England: London, Birmingham, Manchester, Liverpool, Sheffield, Leeds and Newcastle. The other pretenders are just big towns.

@fesshole Sounds like you promoted the top one

I gave a promotion to the second top employee on my team, instead of the first. Because I caught the first one making himself a cup of tea in the office microwave. Inexcusable barbaric behaviour.

@EssexgoonerMr Don’t know how he got out alive

AVOID this place in London! 🇬🇧

@daiblanche @fesshole Shandied down with Stella hahahaha

@fesshole My dad’s mate used to have tennant super shandied down with Stella after his night shifts. Used to knock him out.

Permanent night shift worker here, I regularly walk my dog at 6.30AM after my 12 hour night shift with a can of beer. I've been labelled as 'The Alsation Alky' on our local Facebook community page. Thanks, people.

@Federugby He’s in a family full of eccentrics

𝙃𝙚'𝙨 𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘 ⚡ #ItalRugby | #QuilterNS #Insieme | #RugbyPassioneItaliana

@GoodwinMJ Wait until you hear what Farage is up to

“Diversity is our strength” latest Local councillors in Tower Hamlets, East London are not turning up to local council meetings and serving their voters because they are … running for election in Bangladesh ⬇️

@ArdhKaalSarp @tds122 @jackbyrne91 good point

@tds122 @jackbyrne91 We all expect our heroes to be infallible. I was mortified when Kohli shoulder charged Konstas. These things happen. Onwards and upwards. Stokes just expressed his disappointment in an incorrect manner. Conquering frustration is what test cricket is all about

Big England supporter obviously . but this evening's shenanigans exhibits nicely why we are the most disliked team in world cricket #ENGvIND

@TheGlastoThingy @BeckyWarman1 No glass allowed the years I have been there

@BeckyWarman1 That's fine.

How much is a pint? Brooklyn £6.95 Brothers £6.95 Burrow Hill £6.50 Stonewall Inn IPA £7.20 Spirits £5.95 Premium spirits £7.95 Wine 175ml £7.95 Most soft drinks £3.00 Prices at different bars may vary. #Glastonbury #HMIAP

@BiblicalGangsta @Chris_Leigh_UK @sebastiansalek Make the UK so unappealing nobody wants to come or lots of people want to leave

@Chris_Leigh_UK @sebastiansalek How will Reform councillors stop mass migration? What powers to local town councillors have to "stop the boats"?

Reform is stumbling harder than anyone expected. Their local election victories were a brief flash of glory. But the reality of governing has quickly exposed their inexperience. 5 early failures:

@BBCWalesNews @BBCScrumV This a typo? Surely it’s Otley run.

Former Wales captain Ken Owens considering Labour run bbc.in/4lSb8gx

@CasinoBonusBob @buzz15 @anon_opin No

@buzz15 @anon_opin Cool. Should the parents in these schools also have the amount they pay in taxes for schools they don't use returned to them?

Private schools should be abolished. They're the biggest enabler of inequality we have. Put all the richest families kids together, with the best education and the best facilities so they can network from age 4. No wonder no one else stands a chance.

@trussliz @bankofengland

Labour, the @bankofengland and the media establishment smeared my budget and forced a reversal. Now, they've plunged the country into economic crisis.

@Spires1Terri @andrew_lilico @elonmusk @CommunityNotes I’m guessing you’ve never had Jehovah’s witnesses or Mormons knock on your door.

@andrew_lilico @elonmusk @CommunityNotes The Muslims are the only ones trying to force their ways and beliefs on everyone else!

How many Sharia Law courts are there in the UK? @CommunityNotes

@fesshole 👏

I once went out to my local hospital and took a selfie with a patient and sent it to my boss and told her it was my auntie in order to get the day off work to go drinking.

Or as I call it, an excellent season

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So another wonderful season of cricket comes to an end here in the UK. Time to recap a few of the most village moments of the year. A thread —

@DylanoA4 @caitlinmoran This interview managed to get me singing both Queen and Meat Loaf to myself

I think about this moment from Bob Dylan's 60 Minutes interview a lot

@MaajidNawaz ❤️ kam

VP Kamala Harris confirms that the Democrats are now the party of choice for globalist warhawks 🤡 "Over 200 people who worked for President George H.W. BUSH, President George W. BUSH, John MCCAIN & Mitt Romney have endorsed me for President”