GoofyGemini

for the record this is the proper way to come out of a slide

@EstateLevy Oh no 🤡

Been seeing many areas in Brampton where people bought in 2021 that can't even make 100k profit on their homes. The amount of people who overpaid...is insane.

What the fuck is happening here?

RIP

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In 2004 Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called “Strut” in which he sings in a fake Jamaican accent and his first line is “me wan da poonani.” can’t make this shit up.

@justBlakePrice showed better manners and restraint than some media members at a free popcorn machine 🍿

A raccoon just fell through the ceiling in the press box

@Benforde110 @Captaincoby00 @truckdriverpleb Nah. We’re a family who makes jointly over 300,000 and our rate is 29%. With over 10,000.00 in refund every year. Get yourself an accountant ya boob.

It’s funny when you know someone in real life on this app…. He’s currently saying Trudeau couldn’t please a woman so she left him on this app and I’m here like “ dude, you have been divorced twice by the age of 36”😏😏

I was home watching TV on January 6 💅

When you see a rogue pen lid:

Protesters demanding a search of Winnipeg area landfills for the remains of Indigenous women have blocked the intersection at Portage and Main. They’re painting a large red dress in the middle of the intersection.

Antifa has been installing these slides all over the country and the main stream media is not talking about it

Pete Davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

To be fair, I would hardly constitute most of what was on Facebook as “news”