Marshall Scott

Renting a uhaul to make my neighbors think I’m moving and then pretending like I never met them when I see them next

@Marshall__Scott he ejaculated on the escalator and it started working again, it's fairly straightforward i think

@butt_genius The mechanic did what

@Marshall__Scott happened to me once i was stuck on that thing for hours til the mechanic came 🙄

No I didn't see the Coldplay jumbotron thing I was busy looking at my wife

@cooterhog Hello is this item still available

$20

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day

@hondacrvthe3rd No, you

@Marshall__Scott Marshall. missed u

friend just turned to me and went “It’s crazy how you can just tweet This and get 12 likes in 14 minutes” when it’s a Perfectly silly sentiment that-‘quite frankly- deserved more .

@butt_genius No, you

@Marshall__Scott miss you friend 💜

Haven’t really been feeling it lately tbh

@how_do_i_pdf When will it be me

You ever get a reply from someone and want to just beat them to death

@Cactuscali1991 I’ve never seen a sleepier person

@aallleeexxxxxx1 God dammit now I have to tweet about this

@aallleeexxxxxx1 When we were partying like it was 1999

i can’t remember the last time things were fun and/or good

@BlameCanucks Oh no oh Fuck

@Marshall__Scott Arm go asleep again?

@Marshall__Scott That's the content that I've missed.💛🥺🥹

I mean, I don't think I've even seen you in months

No I didn't see Donald start WWIII I was busy looking at my wife

Punching a hole in my wall before bed