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@DarrylRMFC They have been reducing Ronaldo's assists for almost 5 years but it's Olise's own that will not happen? 😂
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Olise had 30 assists before the world cup started and he’s had 7 in the wc. yet he’s still somehow 1 assists short of Messi’s 34 assists record, make is make sense 😂
Kalshi EPL@KalshiEPL
🚨 BREAKING: Michael Olise is now just one assist away from equaling Lionel Messi’s record for the most assists in a single season.🤯
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@okoyetoks @AjibolaMuktar @undergiver47 @ichieEmy To see Messi fan wey get sense, na by divine connection
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@AjibolaMuktar @undergiver47 @ichieEmy Messi is a failure by that metric, agreed
So Ronaldo was a failure in Juventus, a failure in the World Cup, a failure in AFC etc
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person wey don fail woefully for life, open mouth dey call multi millionaire a loser.. You’re a loser, you better find food to eat 😭😭
Rido F@kutthr09t
@Bigdunss Yes the problem isn’t Ronaldo but you who support a loser like Ronaldo
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@realvicky_luv Messi has always had help throughout his career.
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I have an agenda on this video, but lemme just keep quiet 😂
FemmyVickky 🇺🇸@FemmyVickky
Ronaldo’s 1st goal vs Messi’s 1st goal
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@BrigitteEmpire All the military aged men you imported from war torn nations?
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Genuinely insane. We’re an island nation surrounded on all sides by allies? A future attack from who? Aquaman?
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: The UK will run its biggest ever war simulation next year to "be ready" for a future attack
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@RayToluAyo Mbappe has done more for France than what Cristiano has done for Portugal.
Put Mbappe in Portugal, they would have won the World Cup
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What's is Lamine Yamal's international football legacy?
You have the floor, take mic 🎤 and explain
Oluwadamilare Ffs 🌺🇪🇸@xxfw1da
Lamine Yamal already has a stronger World Cup tournament and a greater international football legacy than Cristiano Ronaldo.
Ibadan, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English

@Mikedotcoza It's 2026 and Lagos is flooded after rainfall.
Nigeria is indeed terrible.
Some APC idiots will try to defend the country and run PR.
But a nation where terror related deaths has been increasing steadily for over 10 years isn't paradise.




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Maybe Nigeria is terrible in ways we fail to understand.
Pulse Nigeria@PulseNigeria247
The moment Carter Efe found out his U.S visa has been approved.😂🇺🇸 He is officially cleared for Streamer University. 🎉
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@Sonia_the_girl_ Na you know why you dey argue with children born after the covid
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@THEREALALIEN_1 Na you know why you go dey argue with children born in 2020
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“Ronaldo has never been a midfielder”
Rare clip of Zidane playing through the midfield
Nappy🇳🇬🇬🇭🇨🇦@rawlings_enans
@gyaigyimii Ronaldo has never been a midfielder 😂
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"I don't want to talk about Pastor Adeboye because do you know what it means to be a pastor? A pastor should rebuke a båd government, they don't benefit from it. I'm disappointed with our own set of pastors. My generation feels like a failure. The way I'm angry, eehhh.
Our politicians are lavishing our resources, yet we keep praising them with the same resources we sent them to manage for us. Every politician is there to represent the citizens, serve the people, and remain accountable to them.
We don't know our rights in this country. They use our money to send their children and relatives abroad to study while ordinary Nigerians continue to suffer. That's why they go after people like Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, who speaks against them."
— Pastor Odumeje
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@agstkd You need to kick away the hatred.
Keep the love.
That's the only way to cleanse your heart.
I've done likewise, no hatred here...just love for the Greatest Of All Time 🐐 @Cristiano ...and some politics because...why not
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@OYE1408 You dey reply Messi fanboys?
Those lot are daft 😭
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Might be slightly unrelated, but early in Cristiano Ronaldo's career, a young José Mourinho observed the 17-year-old prodigy and likened his playing style, elegance, and potential to Dutch and AC Milan legend Marco van Basten.
He has gone to surpass Van Basten by the way.




sc@sxdiqcarter_
You are comparing Ronaldo to VanBasten 😂😂😂😂😪
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@heisntdio The mad man say na propaganda 😂
Even chatGPT knows CR7 is more clutch than your fav... statistics till date still favour CR7.
This fan base, na people wey no dey watch ball full am.
Bunch of retards



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@uwem_ofonime @HarrisonBbi18 So that the @PoliceNG can come and say the bandit was an Igbo man and show stock images from Google to accompany their foolish lies?
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@HarrisonBbi18 This should not be coming from you.
Allow the police or whatever agency reel out the information to the public.
Taking photos with the terrorist like he's one celebrity does not look good tbh.
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WANTED BANDIT ABUBAKAR USMAN CAPTURED IN DELTA FOREST
Yesterday, I was informed about the abduction of Mrs. Blessing Chiedu, a native of Umunede Kingdom, who was kidnapped on 2nd July, 2026, along the Ani-Ifekide Farm Road, Ubulu-Uku. Her kidnappers had demanded a ransom of ₦100 million from her family.
Immediately after receiving the information, I escalated the matter, and the Delta State Police Command's Anti-Kidnapping Squad, Asaba, led by CSP Osakpolor, swung into action.
Using our Hydra Tech Surveillance System, a coordinated rescue operation was launched, and yesterday, Mrs. Blessing Chiedu, a native of Umunede, was successfully rescued alive and unharmed along the Ubulu-Unor/Ashama Road.
Following her rescue, we immediately launched a manhunt for the fleeing kidnappers. The operation continued throughout the night until approximately 6:45a.m today, when our Surveillance system located the gang to their hideout in the Ogwashi-Uku/Adonta Forest.
A gun battle ensued, during which our combined team overpowered the criminals. One of the most wanted suspects, Abubakar Usman, was successfully captured, while other members of the gang escaped into the forest with their firearm.
Investigations reveal that Abubakar Usman and his gang have been responsible for several kidnapping operations across Igbodo, Umunede, and surrounding communities, where they have extorted millions of naira in ransom from innocent families.
I sincerely appreciate His Excellency, Rt Hon Sheriff Oborevwori @RtHonSheriff, for providing the enabling environment that made this operation possible. I also thank the Commissioner of Police, Delta State, for his unwavering support and the officers and men of the Anti-Kidnapping Squad, Asaba, for their professionalism. Thank you DSP Paul Xdot for doing this for our community.
My appreciation also goes to the members of the Nigeria Forest Security Service Area Command Office, led by DC Admin Ebube Jegbefume; members of the Ubulu-Uku Anti-Cult Group; Ward 5B Councillor, Hon. Okocha Martins (Giant); Pastor Jude Chukwuweike Chairman of Aniocha South Local Government Area, for his continuous support; and the Mayor of Orumba South LGA, Anambra State, Hon. Shadrack Azubuike, for his invaluable assistance during this operation.
Our commitment to protecting lives and securing our communities remains unwavering. We will continue to work tirelessly alongside security agencies and community stakeholders to ensure that criminals have no hiding place.
Harrison Gwamnishu
SafeCity Security Service
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@Abu_Jawaadd Justice.
When the law fails to protect, people protect themselves and they are hardly as lenient as the law
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The HOD of History and International Studies at Northwest University (formerly Yusuf Maitama University) a visiting lecturer at MAAUN (Mariam Abacha American Nigerian University) was beaten mercilessly by an angry husband.
Why? He kept rejecting the man’s wife’s project for the past 2 years, then demanded to have an affair with her in exchange for approval. The MAAUN student exposed him, told her husband, and they set the trap. He showed up for the meet-up… and received the beating of his life!
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@scopethetruth You don't understand Islam.
It is an ideology of conquest.
And they'll do it by any means.
They want your women to be theirs, you children wearing the hijab and your men dead.
If the west understood this, they'd fight harder to deport those people and save their civilisation.

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@Carsnationn People are doing Ajo and collecting loans to buy cars.
Every Kobo matters to them.
Thieves and prostitutes don't care.
But hard working people, will negotiate for 5k reduction.
Unfortunately, many of them fall into the hands of scanners with bad products disguised as good.
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Some Clients Sha! When It Comes To Negotiations They Will Frustrate You
Some Negotiations Begin At 8AM On Monday And End At 4PM On Saturday 😶🌫️
5 Solid Days Woo For One Car And At Last Na “I Will Get Back To You.” Then He/She Will Come Back On Tuesday And Continue Negotiations 👮🏾♂️
Hustle Is Not Easy Woo!!!!
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@MrFilipeOrlando He literally played Spain last year
At a final
And scoredand lifted the trophy
Why do people forget that?
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