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@GreensPro Whats the terms on payment for a case of Defoamer and obviously I expect Greens Pro to eat the shipping? 😜

@Goosethcc That's a firm, hell yes. Will UPS.

Best scene from this movie hands down.....brings me chills.

@DpiniPini Awesome

My youngest Alex started working for me this summer! Day one and he is heading to play … I love it!!! Yes I know the tree ahead of him is ready to be put to rest!😜

@mclayton1970 @MyGolfSpy I thought you would say Slow it down. 😉

@MyGolfSpy Look in front of the ball

mention a swing thought you always go back to 👇

@ClayTravis I still brag to my son I got the "Tin Lizzy " off the tracks

The worst decision in my life as a born and raised Nashvillian? Shutting down Opryland to open a shopping mall they could have built anywhere. Opryland would be even more popular today than it was when I was a kid. Huge whiff by the city. Loved it. Miss it.

@elonmusk @anishmoonka I wonder if the male bee says "pick a name"

@anishmoonka Fun while it lasted

A male bee mates for less than 5 seconds in midair. The ejaculation is so explosive you can hear it pop from a few feet away. His body rips in half. He falls dead before hitting the ground. And he is one of the lucky males in the hive. When a male bee, called a drone, chases down a queen mid-flight at speeds of 22 miles per hour, his entire reproductive organ turns inside out. The pressure required for this comes from nearly all the blood in his body, which rushes downward to force the organ outward like a spring. The semen fires into the queen with so much force it makes the audible pop. The organ then snaps off and stays lodged inside her like a cork. As he flips backward off her body, his abdomen rips open. The next drone waiting his turn has to physically yank out the dead male's cork before he can mate. The same thing then happens to him. The queen does this 12 to 20 times in a single afternoon. She flies up to a spot in the sky that beekeepers call a drone congregation area. Picture an invisible meeting point about 50 to 130 feet above the ground where up to 11,000 male bees from as many as 240 different hives are hovering, waiting for her. These spots stay in the exact same locations year after year, sometimes for over a decade. No one fully understands how brand new drones, born only weeks earlier, find them. By the end of her mating run, the queen has collected around 100 million sperm cells. She keeps only 5 to 6 million in a tiny internal storage organ that keeps them alive for years. From that supply, she uses just two sperm cells per egg for the rest of her life, laying up to 2,000 eggs a day for 2 to 7 years. After that one afternoon in the sky, she will never mate again. A 2019 study from UC Riverside, the University of Copenhagen, and the University of Western Australia found that bee semen contains toxic proteins that temporarily blind the queen by interfering with how vision genes function in her brain. If she can't see well, she can't fly out again to mate with more males. Their semen also carries a separate protein that attacks and kills sperm cells from rival drones still inside her. The males keep competing long after every one of them is dead. The 99.9% of drones who never get to mate have it worse. As autumn arrives, the female worker bees in the hive stop feeding their brothers, then drag them out of the entrance after biting off their wings. The drones can't fly back in. They starve or freeze in the grass within days. The colony raises a fresh batch of disposable males the next spring, and the whole cycle starts over.

@KipHenley @FreightBrkrGuy If only yall had the golf bags in the pic. #trending lol

@FreightBrkrGuy Ok OK! Congratulations on inventing IV’s. Sorry I tweeted something so damn dumb that NO ONE on earth thought might be kind of cool. We walked in and out of a hospital with treatment for $50 no insurance. Get back to me when you find it cheaper in the states. Gah !!

Two decades ago we called on a “recovery service” that made (fraternity) house calls - registered nurses administered LRs and oxygen for like $40/person. This is not a shocking innovation.

@GreensPro Delete that now 😉

FYI - 132 Days before the start of EOP. One of my favorites. Hope it makes you smile.

@CarterHindes Very Nice

A little rain didn’t slow down this crew! #invitedclubs

@turfmonkeyboy @coreykimball345 Glad to see you mentioned "material handler"

The Myakka Mafia took West Palm by storm today. Thanks to Bill and his staff at Frenchman's. One material handler kept four machines fed and finished entire course but lunchtime with bulk sand. Food is over rated. Cranked out a demo at the Donald. Thanks Andy. Tons of golf down there. Love any opportunity to work for y'all so you can keep your labor on the other cultural practices during summer closures. Remember we dont just do greens. We can make any area with irrigation firm, fast, and healthy with bulk sand and any ammendment you can think of. Just need one operator and no manual labor. Golf this afternoon if you like.

@KenMangum @lipouts @LGA1920 @Billy_Bunker @turfmaterials I hear its a great selection, could be a fit for Temple with so many northern facing hills

@Goosethcc @lipouts @LGA1920 @Billy_Bunker @turfmaterials Stadium

Flagging and painting today as we prepare to start seeding naturalized areas, sprigging TifEagle greens, and sodding zoysia fairways and tees on the first holes at False River! Also, a nice look at the "punch bowl" inspired 10th green. This place is going to be a lot of fun!

@NinjaTines for the win. Great for the greens and golfers. Zero Impact to ball roll.

@clayandbuck @ClayTravis @BuckSexton Wilson

Who would survive?

@CarterHindes Looks like Coach called in the relief pitcher to get the win.

The stage is set, fingers crossed the weather cooperates for the week. TPC Craig Ranch transformed in the last 12 months. #byronnelson

@Coore_Crenshaw What grasses did you spec?

Don’t tell the northerners, but May still bangs in Florida

@KipHenley Pro Shop tariffs? 🤷‍♂️

The Gidge just finished solo 2nd in a Senior event in Chattanooga. He had 27 players in his division. He paid $225 entry (3 day event) and got back a $200 gift certificate for his efforts. That bought him 1 1/2 dozen balls and a shirt. Total crap! Entries have skyrocketed and prizes have actually gone down! What gives ? Jackwads replying to this tweet “if you’re in it for the money then your stewpid” in 3-2-1 !

@GreensPro @francisdmarion Careful

@francisdmarion #ballstriker

Doing my best to grow the game of golf. Golfing with your spouse. Part #2.

@jeremymayfield_ All they need now is a Halftime Show

I’m too old school for whatever this All-Star race has turned into. Heat races, fan votes, cautions, stages, invert this, transfer that, average this 🤯feels like you need a damn calculator to follow along . Just put em on the damn track and let em race.